The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[AonEne he/him]

How much money will you give me? 

[Experience he/him]

Ok, the bid will start with 500,000 boxings. Anyone willing to go lower?

[Frustration]

2 hours ago, EXPERIENCE said:

But then the frustration you emit consumes you, and you are always frustrated that you cannot win.

You misunderstand the Nature of Shards. Yes I am Frustrated, I AM FRUSTRATION!!!!

1 hour ago, McWafy said:

Yes, i agree with this statement. *chortles*

You will be my new Champion. You and Cephandrius.

13 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

*takes a deep breath*

Ok, lets just get this childish chortling over with and we can just let me win. 

I can feel your frustration, it feeds you gives you focus, blinds you. Makes you stronger. Feed it, join me, and you may know TRUE VICTORY!

Edited April 8, 2020 by Booknerd

[Experience he/him]

I am also a shard, you see, and with my Experience, I am able to overcome the frustration and come out a happier person.

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

*takes a deep breath*

Ok, lets just get this childish chortling over with and we can just let me win. 

@Feruchemal Panda realizes his mistake and gives back the chortles, besides hes a feruchemist. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Feruchemal Panda said:

@Feruchemal Panda realizes his mistake and gives back the chortles, besides hes a feruchemist. 

McWafy gives @Feruchemal Panda a penguin (for penguins are the best) holding a chortling waffle as thanks. For behold, what is life without zee chortles. It is like life without Waffles or life without zee oxygen.

42 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

*takes a deep breath*

Ok, lets just get this childish chortling over with and we can just let me win. 

OK. Chortle!

Have i mentioned that I am very EXPERIENCED when it comes to Chortling! 

7 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

I am also a shard, you see, and with my Experience, I am able to overcome the frustration and come out a happier person.

Yea! *chortles* happier person! *chortles

[Experience he/him]

And now you can see that it is only because of me that your chortling powers are so great. I gave you the experience.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, McWafy said:

McWafy gives @Feruchemal Panda a penguin (for penguins are the best) holding a chortling waffle as thanks. For behold, what is life without zee chortles. It is like life without Waffles or life without zee oxygen.

@Feruchemal Panda thanks @McWafy for the penguin, though he would prefer a panda, but he is still thankful.

[Experience he/him]

He would have, but their too heavy.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, EXPERIENCE said:

I am also a shard, you see, and with my Experience, I am able to overcome the frustration and come out a happier person.

That's what I want

35 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

And now you can see that it is only because of me that your chortling powers are so great. I gave you the experience.

Good your learning to talk like a Shard.

28 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

He would have, but their too heavy.

He is a Feruchemist so that wouldn't be a problem.(except maybe for @McWafy)

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Booknerd said:

He's a Feruchemist so that wouldn't be a problem.(except maybe for @McWafy)

Ya, I was saying it would be too heavy for McWafy. 

[Frustration]

Just now, EXPERIENCE said:

Ya, I was saying it would be too heavy for McWafy. 

ah ok

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

Ya, I was saying it would be too heavy for McWafy. 

It could be a baby panda, thier cuter anyway.

[NameIess]

Never thought I'd see the day when plot came to TLPW, of all places.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 hour ago, EXPERIENCE said:

And now you can see that it is only because of me that your chortling powers are so great. I gave you the experience.

Yes, oh great Experienced one. I thank thee giving me said experience.

*chortle*

45 minutes ago, Booknerd said:

He is a Feruchemist so that wouldn't be a problem.(except maybe for @McWafy)

*AHEM*  My Divine powers of Waffles & Chortles allow me to lift a simple Panda!

Edited April 8, 2020 by McWafy

[Frustration]

Just now, McWafy said:

*AHEM*  My Divine powers of Waffles & Chortles allow me to lift a simple Panda!

ah yes your frustration grows.

[Experience he/him]

and because of this you experience more frustration.

[Frustration]

28 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

and because of this you experience more frustration.

Frustration is impressed(and as such Experiences impression)

Edited April 8, 2020 by Booknerd

[Experience he/him]

But did you realize that it was I that was the reason that you experienced impression?(I think that's a word)

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, EXPERIENCE said:

But did you realize that it was I that was the reason that you experienced impression?(I think that's a word)

I am well aware.

[Experience he/him]

I thought you were Frustration, not 'well aware'.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, EXPERIENCE said:

I thought you were Frustration, not 'well aware'.

*Claps*

[Nathrangking he/him]

*winning.*

[Experience he/him]

no

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]