The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Karger he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Not that type of matrix 

Much as I hate to say it I think our universe is a better matrix.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

Matrices are fun! 

Not really. I hate doing things with matrices, because of the way the coordinates of where things are in matrices, multiplying matrices is really weird, and I don’t know why the person who designed matrices designed them to be so weird. 

The class where I first learned about matrices, when we started the unit, the teacher said “matrices” and someone said “that sounds like a torture device.” We all laughed at the time, because we didn’t know that matrices actually were torture devices. 

Sorry, just a random rant raving at the madness that is matrices.

Edited April 18, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A Beautiful Soul or @Lunamor's Death at Thought's Hands

Written by Star; A Teenager Who Was Bored In Her English Class and Was Exposed To a Half Sheet of Paper and a Pencil

 

 

 

Spoiler

Luna was bleeding. He had run out of stormlight a few minutes ago. Thought held his mind in her hands while he stayed frozen under her scrutiny. Frozen, that is, save his weak trembling, but Thought didn't suppose that counted. He was so darling, so young. She almost didn't want to kill the poor thing. But then, he was in enough pain already. Better to put him out of his pathetic misery. Thought summoned her spear to her hand. At the sight of it, Luna squirmed against his bonds. He quieted, however, when she hushed in his mind. It happened unceremoniously; she simply shoved her spear through his heart, just like she had done to every challenger before him. His eyes went wide and scarlet blood dripped down his chest, vivid against the magenta of her blade. She watched him intently. Death was such an interesting prospect. The way his jaw went slack, how his cheeks went pale. How, despite it all, he retained his dignified youth. How utterly delicious. She removed her spear and, when he fell, caught his body in her arms, gently laying him on the grass. Rest, beautiful soul.

 

[+Ark1002]

2 hours ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Can anybody else find that one thread where they talk about being able to bond cognitive shadows like Spren? I’m trying to search for it on my phone, but I can’t find it. 

I think a quote from it is 

“guys, I think I bonded a Spren, but he’s kind of weird...he keeps telling me I’m in his crew now and he has a plan.”

maybe.

*Wants to find thread*

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

*Wants to find thread*

I think it was from a WoB, if that helps.

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

A Beautiful Soul or @Lunamor's Death at Thought's Hands

Written by Star; A Teenager Who Was Bored In Her English Class and Was Exposed To a Half Sheet of Paper and a Pencil

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Luna was bleeding. He had run out of stormlight a few minutes ago. Thought held his mind in her hands while he stayed frozen under her scrutiny. Frozen, that is, save his weak trembling, but Thought didn't suppose that counted. He was so darling, so young. She almost didn't want to kill the poor thing. But then, he was in enough pain already. Better to put him out of his pathetic misery. Thought summoned her spear to her hand. At the sight of it, Luna squirmed against his bonds. He quieted, however, when she hushed in his mind. It happened unceremoniously; she simply shoved her spear through his heart, just like she had done to every challenger before him. His eyes went wide and scarlet blood dripped down his chest, vivid against the magenta of her blade. She watched him intently. Death was such an interesting prospect. The way his jaw went slack, how his cheeks went pale. How, despite it all, he retained his dignified youth. How utterly delicious. She removed her spear and, when he fell, caught his body in her arms, gently laying him on the grass. Rest, beautiful soul.

 

*is confused*

How many times have your characters killed me now?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

*is confused*

How many times have your characters killed me now?

*shrugs* I can only think of this one time on TLPW.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

Well, time and space were broken, so he could be referring to future times, as well.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That is very true.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Well, time and space were broken, so he could be referring to future times, as well.

well actually time and space don't exist cuz Balefire

[whattheHoid she/her]

Random ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[+Ark1002]

PANCAKES GUAC EGGNOG PEPPERJACK

[whattheHoid she/her]

Waffles!

[+Ark1002]

PANCAKES GUAC EGGNOG PEPPERJACK

[Lunamor she/her]

*wins*

[whattheHoid she/her]

*Wins whilst atop my waffle throne!*

[Lunamor she/her]

*wants a waffle throne now*

[whattheHoid she/her]

*Hoid grants Lunamor a waffle throne as Hoid is a generous and magnanimous King.*

[Lunamor she/her]

*is happy*

*is having trouble resisting the urge to eat the throne*

[whattheHoid she/her]

*looks at Lunamor sheepishly as he'd already eaten his waffle throne and Lightweaved another one.*

[Lunamor she/her]

*jumps as Hoid’s sudden transforming into a sheep is startling*

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

*is confused as to why Hoid hasn’t used Soulcasting to make more waffle thrones.*

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

*points out that Hoid would just eat them as well*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I like pepper jack. And Pancakes. Separately. 

[Lunamor she/her]

I have never tried pepper jack on pancakes.