The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

Don't bother with the specifics .

[Lunamor she/her]

Okey dokey.

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

So, about five more of these.

[Archer he/him]

Here's my conundrum: I already added 'contributor to the Longest Thread' to my résumé. (Future employers are going to be so impressed.) Unfortunately, this thread keeps growing at an unfathomable rate. If you keep this up, there is a small chance that this thread might overtake the original Longest thread to become the longest thread. I can't be bothered to update my CV, so I'm left with two options.

1. Release a horrible, mutilating virus in this thread to simultaneously destroy the new posts of anyone in this region while discouraging further competitors, er, participants. 

2. Make a post here so I can say I was a contributor. 

Obviously, I intend to do both. 

Yay! I'm the last poster. Thiss i5 so EXCi9ng jw jr%pdw2scAHHhHHH  is H0RRIB1E v!RUSSS jnv &(dfouiane*tuh SAV3 yourselve9u gf8 !!B B(&*B *&!!!!!!

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Nice try.

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

5 minutes ago, Archer said:

Here's my conundrum: I already added 'contributor to the Longest Thread' to my résumé. (Future employers are going to be so impressed.) Unfortunately, this thread keeps growing at an unfathomable rate. If you keep this up, there is a small chance that this thread might overtake the original Longest thread to become the longest thread. I can't be bothered to update my CV, so I'm left with two options.

1. Release a horrible, mutilating virus in this thread to simultaneously destroy the new posts of anyone in this region while discouraging further competitors, er, participants. 

2. Make a post here so I can say I was a contributor. 

Obviously, I intend to do both. 

Yay! I'm the last poster. Thiss i5 so EXCi9ng jw jr%pdw2scAHHhHHH  is H0RRIB1E v!RUSSS jnv &(dfouiane*tuh SAV3 yourselve9u gf8 !!B B(&*B *&!!!!!!

Quite a problem there.  I have a great idea though.  You can forget the virus thing, drop it on some South American country or something, and just switch allegiances!  In three easy steps, you can become a last poster too!  So here's what you have to do:

1. denounce the Longest Thread (over here, of course)
2. Start posting like a madman here
3. and never post on The Longest Thread again
4. Bonus step:  Put the banner in your sig.

Now you can doubly impress employers.  And have awesome bragging rights with all of your friends and family.

[Lunamor she/her]

*wins despite dual allegiance* 

[+Ark1002]

 

[Lunamor she/her]

*hides from Ark*

[+Ark1002]

Just now, Lunamor said:

*hides from Ark*

Hee hee hee, I'm gonna gitcha

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ark1002 said:

Hee hee hee, I'm gonna gitcha

*makes sure not to go into the basement*

[+Ark1002]

38 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

*makes sure not to go into the basement*

*Sighs in disappointment and disarms the bomb*

[Lunamor she/her]

*is proud of clevernessness*

[+Ark1002]

Just now, Lunamor said:

*is proud of clevernessness*

*Hemalurgically removes cleverness*

[Lunamor she/her]

*still has another ness left*

[+Ark1002]

Hee hee hee, I'm gonna get that

[Lunamor she/her]

*hides the that*

[+Ark1002]

Hey Luuuunaaa, come into this alley over here, I want to, uh, show you something

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Hey Luuuunaaa, come into this alley over here, I want to, uh, show you something

*starts running in opposite direction of alley*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“I’ll come!” *BoS walks over into alley*

[Lunamor she/her]

37 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

“I’ll come!” *BoS walks over into alley*

Don’t do it...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*Sticks out tongue rudely* “Screw you!”

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

*Sticks out tongue rudely* “Screw you!”

*has feelings hurt*

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

You can forget the virus thing, drop it on some South American country or something, and just switch allegiances!

What did South America do to you, Vargo?

5 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

 

I am confusion.

[Lunamor she/her]

55 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I am confusion.

I think the topic was deleted.