The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

*eats an innumerable amount of muffins*

*fixes the world*

*destroys it again*

*repeats actions 2 and 3 a lot of times*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Three hours is long enough for you.

My teacher just called me a demon 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

4 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*eats an innumerable amount of muffins*

*fixes the world*

*destroys it again*

*repeats actions 2 and 3 a lot of times*

*stops you*

*sends you to therapy*

*attempts to get your to cease your destructive behaviors*

*is impressed with your growth as a person*

*throws you a party after you finish four months of therapy*

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

My teacher just called me a demon 

I wish my teachers were like that when I was in school XD.

[Immortal Platypus]

no, he only implied it  

and you should be taking this test

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

*stops you*

*sends you to therapy*

*attempts to get your to cease your destructive behaviors*

*is impressed with your growth as a person*

*throws you a party after you finish four months of therapy*

 *doesn't want to go to therapy*

*finally submits*

*resists attempts*

*submits to attempts to get me to grow*

*eats all the muffins at the party and nullifies progress*

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*reflects on previous life decisions*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Hands everyone some Root.*

[Immortal Platypus]

*reflects on Sihl's life decisions*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*reflects on whether giving root to everyone is a good idea*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Gives Wiz more root*

[Immortal Platypus]

*wants more root*

*commits Root theft from Wiz*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Allows the cat with a fish to take my root*

*Ponders on the beauty of friendship*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Throws a giant spider out the windo*

*Wins*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Walks the lake loch lomond*

*Ponders on whether to invite fellow loch lomond enthusiasts as well or not*

[Immortal Platypus]

*takes the high road*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*takes the low road*

[Immortal Platypus]

*gets to Scotland after Wiz*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*gets to Scotland after Goldfish kitty*

[Immortal Platypus]

*parts from Salmon kitty*

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

*screams in muffin*

*wants more muffins*

*goes searching for muffins*

*finds a woman with some muffins*

*steals the muffins*

**eats the stolen muffins*

*is approached by the police about stealing said muffins*

*flees from the police for stealing some muffins*

*gets caught for stealing muffins"

*apologizes to the woman for stealing her muffins*

*buys the elderly woman some new muffins*

[Tea Leaf]

On 3/21/2023 at 2:54 PM, Aes Sedai said:

Wait, there's a post limit? In that case, we have a very, very long time, because even TLT hasn't reached it.

Logically, there will be a max amount of data in a forum though it may just be 999999 posts or 9999 pages or 1.8446744e+19 posts. Who knows.

[Immortal Platypus]

well, lets be honest, even if that does happen, someone will probably just make another TLPW

[Tea Leaf]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

well, lets be honest, even if that does happen, someone will probably just make another TLPW

Yeah but one person will win and won't be beat.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Besides TLT will hit it first

[Immortal Platypus]

and then we'll know what the post limit is so we can all strategically not be the second-to-last one to post as that would be bad. Genius! but then the thread will die and get locked and we'll have to make another  

[Telrao she/her]

*pondering noises*