The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Darkness, right? I think that it's from LoTR.

OH YEAH

Hobbit I think

I knew it sounded familiar

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You know, I once played popular online shooter Halogen, but it made me too salty.

Spoiler

BADUM TSS

 

[Cinnamon]

5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Silence?

No but it should be, that makes more sense. The internet says its

Spoiler

Darkness

Edit:

oh my gosh!!!!! It is  from tlotr!!!

Edited February 8, 2023 by Cinnamon

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I knew it sounded familiar! From the Hobbit, right?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I have a riddle, but I'm going to sleep soon

[Cinnamon]

5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I have a riddle, but I'm going to sleep soon

Sleep well!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
Oh how I hate the night.

- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tertiary Phase.

[Frustration]

50 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You know, I once played popular online shooter Halogen, but it made me too salty.

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I've got my ion you for such a bad joke.

Chemistry joke battle is on.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

50 minutes ago, Frustration said:

...

I've got my ion you for such a bad joke.

Chemistry joke battle is on.

Now, now, let's not be so reactive.

[Frustration]

24 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Now, now, let's not be so reactive.

Don't be so basic.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Don't be so basic.

If you aren't toxic about it, this could be something we bond over.

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

If you aren't toxic about it, this could be something we bond over.

I've met electrons more positive than you.

Whenever someone interrupts this conversation with a non-chemistry joke, I propose we Barium.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

I've met electrons more positive than you.

Whenever someone interrupts this conversation with a non-chemistry joke, I propose we Barium.

Perhaps we should experiment with some different options before we let our tempers combust.

I'm running out of ideas faster than you'd regret dropping an ampule of bromine.

[Frustration]

8 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Perhaps we should experiment with some different options before we let our tempers combust.

Indeed, perhaps we can test the correct amount of time to wave, it's so awkward finding the right wave length.

Edited February 8, 2023 by Frustration

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

7 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Indeed, perhaps we can test the correct amount of time to wave, it's so awkward finding the right wave length.

I see you're making light of my struggle. Try not to do so with too much frequency.

Edited February 8, 2023 by The Aspiring Archivist
i can spell

[Frustration]

3 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

I see you're making light of my struggle. Try not do do so with too much frequency.

I'll try not to irradiate you too much.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

I'll try not to irradiate you too much.

See, now you're just amplifying the problem!

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

See, now you're just amplifying the problem!

What we really need here, is a good solution to our problems.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Frustration said:

What we really need here, is a good solution to our problems.

I solute your efforts, but I don't see how we'll solvent.

[Frustration]

9 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

I solute your efforts, but I don't see how we'll solvent.

Au, I think you'll be surprised.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Frustration said:

Au, I think you'll be surprised.

That pun was pretty golden. I Cu are moving on to more specific jokes.

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

That pun was pretty golden. I Cu are moving on to more specific jokes.

I make the jokes as they come to me, it helps keep things current.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

I make the jokes as they come to me, it helps keep things current.

More power to you, then.

You might say these jokes are getting pretty re-volt-ting.

[Frustration]

5 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

More power to you, then.

You might say these jokes are getting pretty re-volt-ting.

I don't know about that, though I would say there is some pressure to do these jokes right.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I don't know about that, though I would say there is some pressure to do these jokes right.

Don't worry, you're doing pretty well atm.