The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[+Ark1002]

Ark frowned, confused. When had this turned into an rp?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"When Luna asked for dialogue help," Star answered. "Join us!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“Kinda sounds like Ark in the intro threads...” I mumbled under my breath.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Lunamor said:

“Kinda sounds like Ark in the intro threads...” I mumbled under my breath.

"What does?"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Gah!! I leave for a few days, and now TLPW has become a role play!!!” Truthless said while falling to his knees in defeat.

 

 

*wins*

 

*for the first time in a while*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Truthless won a million dollars, but lost TLPW.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino looked up, offended. "What's wrong with a roleplay?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Xino looked up, offended. "What's wrong with a roleplay?"

Star giggled. "That should be your slogan."

[AonEne he/him]

"TLPW falls in and out of being a roleplay. If you wait long enough, it'll probably stop," I told Truthless.

[+Ark1002]

Ark nodded. "Yes, TLPW is like that."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino looked up, offended. "What's wrong with a roleplay?"

“Oh nothing really, we just already had TLT” I said, confused as if this was third person or first person. Maybe you would know, I thought, switching over to second person

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino snorted. "I think having it always be a roleplay would be better."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"It would certainly make things more interesting."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But then we start to get a plot, and the randomness goes away!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino snorted. "Randomness? What randomness?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino snorted. "Randomness? What randomness?"

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino snorted. "I think having it always be a roleplay would be better."

Star realized that Xino snorted a lot when it came to discussing role plays. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Like this(!):

*wins so much more than anybody else, so much that I win in all threads that ever exist, or ever will exist!!*

[Lunamor she/her]

23 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

"What does?"

“Join us. It’s what the recruitment posters for the Ghostbloods say that he keeps posting.”

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino snorted. "Randomness? What randomness?"

I raised an eyebrow.

Edited May 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Like this(!):

*wins so much more than anybody else, so much that I win in all threads that ever exist, or ever will exist!!*

Xino sighed. 'That's not random. It's just another repetition of "I win." This thread has far too much of that.'

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Xino sighed. 'That's not random. It's just another repetition of "I win." This thread has far too much of that.'

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Think you might’ve reversed the quotes... 

“Hey! ‘Wins’ is a perfectly legitimate post!”

[AonEne he/him]

14 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

...confused as if this was third person or first person...

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Anything you want.

I shrugged. "I like how it is - randomness interspersed with winning/spam and the occasional bit of roleplay, until it either dies or finds a new thread to live in."

[Lunamor she/her]

“And occasionally we have both wars with other threads and civil wars! Kinda like what’s happening now!”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 5/22/2019 at 0:55 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

And now, for the story of the scraggly dog.

(also, today's my last day of school so *implodes and explodes at the same time from the sheer amount of happiness and freedom*) 

 

There was once an old couple who had an old dog. The dog had lived a very ragged life, and didn't look so nice. He was the scraggliest that you would ever see. His fur was a poop-brown color, matted down in the wrong places, missing in some places all together. He had one eye, half a tail, and five legs. An overwhelming stench lingered around him at all times, and he barked constantly, except that his bark sounded more like a dying man coughing. Needless to say, this dog was incredibly ugly, and it was a wonder the old couple had kept him so long. 

One day, the couple had an idea. "This dog is so scraggly, he must be the scraggliest dog in the county! There must be some sort of contest for this, some way to put the dog to good use." they said to themselves. So, a few days later, with a conveniently timed scraggly dog contest in town, the old couple took their scraggly dog to the contest to see if he could win. At the contest, there were some dogs with no fur at all, oversized dogs, undersized dogs, dogs with patterns in their fur, and everything in between. None, though, were as scraggly as the scraggly dog. When it was the couple's turn to present their dog, the judges were aghast.

"This has got to be the scraggliest dog I've ever seen!" the first judge exclaimed.

"This dog.. it's so scraggly!!" the second judge said.

"First place, hands down!" the third judge cried.

And so, the scraggly dog won the contest. 

 

Please note, that this story is far from over, but will rather be added onto at random intervals of time to add even more suspense!!

 

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How bout this for randomness? And @Rosharan A.C., say goodbye to your sanity!

After the county contest, the couple decided that they might as well keep going, so they left for the city-wide scraggly dog contest. When they got there, there were hundreds of scraggly dogs, all trying to win the contest. Finally, after much waiting, it was the scraggly dog’s turn to be presented before the judges.

”The scraggliness... it’s overpowering!!” The first judge said.

The second judges was simply at a loss for words at the scraggliness of the dog.

”THIS DOG IS SO FRICKIN SCRAGGLY” the third judge said.

And so the scraggly dog won the city contest.

Edited May 27, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[AonEne he/him]

"I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“We must find the location of Truthless and make him tell us what happens!”