The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Sometimes, I'll just randomly make up words. Like, earlier today, my friend's phone buzzed, and it literally didn't even make a noise other than the vibration, and I was like "Hey, your phone just shploinkiled." Am I the only on who does that? Yes? No? Maybe?

 

EDIT: Ooh, new page!

Edited May 28, 2023 by shortcake

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*wins*

Spoiler

By breaking the rules of the thread, Szeth causes a collapse of reality. There are no more winners. There are no more losers. There is nothing. Not darkness, not light, just an impermeable, bleak nothing.

So (even though time no longer exists) Szeth's post could be considered the last one.

Forever.

*wins*

 

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

*wins*

*causes Szeth to stop winning*

*unbreaks all the rules of this thread*

*fixes time*

*bans Szeth from ever winning again* /j

*boings away*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It's a revenge party! A party that ends / with somebody's head on a spike! It's a revenge party / with your two best friends! A party with revenge is what it's like.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

mmmm tasty poems

[Channelknight Fadran]

cabbages can't eat wolves

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

neither can hats. prove me wrong

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I.... I don't know how.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

cabbages can't eat wolves

Chinese Chomping Cabbages?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wolves aren't interested in eating cabbages, so they don't.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Sometimes I wish I was a cabbage for that reason... blasted wolves.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I bring the goat in my boat, ‘cause it don’t float.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

I like trains.

Spoiler

please, somebody pease tell me you get that reference-

if you do, you should respond with the next part lol

 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

My turn!

Why do dreams never make sense?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Because...

Because yes.

idrk

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Ah, the fabled land of Idirik...

Tell me, @shortcake, how's goes it in that wondrous place these days?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

Ah, the fabled land of Idirik...

Tell me, @shortcake, how's goes it in that wondrous place these days?

it's really sad. everyone died because I accidentally fed them the wrong kind of mushroom-

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

6 minutes ago, shortcake said:

it's really sad. everyone died because I accidentally fed them the wrong kind of mushroom-

GASP

NO

HOW COULD YOU 

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

GASP

NO

HOW COULD YOU 

I'M SORRY

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THEM

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

2 minutes ago, shortcake said:

I'M SORRY

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THEM

But you DID.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

But you DID.

*starts crying*

IM SORRYYYYYYYYYY

I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE AND MAKE THEM DINNERRRRRRR

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

7 hours ago, shortcake said:

I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE AND MAKE THEM DINNERRRRRRR

MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM WILD MUSHROOMS FROM NOW ON-

are there any survivors??

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

On 5/30/2023 at 5:41 PM, Lotus Blossom said:

MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM WILD MUSHROOMS FROM NOW ON-

are there any survivors??

uh... just me-

and maybe a few other people. I don't know for sure lol

Spoiler

i may or may not have disappeared for 5 or so days-

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

OH NO

IS IT TURNING INTO AN RP

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It’s the First Shardic Law.

Given enough time, all Community threads eventually become roleplays.

Edited June 3, 2023 by Szeth_Pancakes