The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

*cackles, realizing that just by posting the safe becomes ineffective and the win is once again his*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*wins without learning the context*

Edited February 27, 2023 by Sequence

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I had too much texas sheet cake yesterday. 

[Wittles he/him]

Texas sheet cake is the best!

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Just now, Witless of Shinovar said:

Texas sheet cake is the best!

Yay! I'm not the only one who knows what it is here. (I'm sure there's more but ya)

It's delicious. A bit too good.

[S. Stormy she/her]

11 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

*refuses to let you have even a momentary win*

Ah, but I wasn't trying to have even a momentary win. I have lost nothing, because I expected nothing. So, in the end, since I was not desiring a win and was not disappointed... I win.

Even if I lose in the colloquial sense, I will win in the end.

[Immortal Platypus]

give me food!!! And win!!!!

*takes both without permission*

[Frustration]

5 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

give me food!!! And win!!!!

*takes both without permission*

*Beats up Cacophony, because theft is wrong*

Oh, look the Win has my name on it, guess it's mine.

[Wittles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

*Beats up Cacophony, because theft is wrong*

Oh, look the Win has my name on it, guess it's mine.

What are you talking about  

[Immortal Platypus]

*gets my bass bow*

*beats up Wizard*

I'm so mad. We had a choice between three songs. The orchestra voted out the two I wanted. Worse still, the two they voted out had bass solos. Worse still, they kept the only one with a violin solo! I'm, actually, sooooooooooo mad right now.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

*blegh

[That1Cellist he/him]

53 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*gets my bass bow*

*beats up Wizard*

I'm so mad. We had a choice between three songs. The orchestra voted out the two I wanted. Worse still, the two they voted out had bass solos. Worse still, they kept the only one with a violin solo! I'm, actually, sooooooooooo mad right now.

Violin solo? Noooooo...

Poor basses. You guys need a solo sometime.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

56 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

*gets my bass bow*

*beats up Wizard*

I'm so mad. We had a choice between three songs. The orchestra voted out the two I wanted. Worse still, the two they voted out had bass solos. Worse still, they kept the only one with a violin solo! I'm, actually, sooooooooooo mad right now.

Why are you beating me up? I understand it's theraputic and all, but why me?

^ For legal reasons, this is a joke.

[Immortal Platypus]

oh, sorry, it was Frustration I needed to beat up.

*unbeats up Wizard*

*beats up Frustration*

[That1Cellist he/him]

26 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

oh, sorry, it was Frustration I needed to beat up.

*unbeats up Wizard*

*beats up Frustration*

*beats up Wizard again so that it's fair and then beats up self so that everyone gets beat up*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Unbeats everyone so that Cellist is unbeaten*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Alright kids, that's enough beating people up for today. 

[Immortal Platypus]

*beats up sequence for trying to stop us*

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I am no kid!

*Proceeds to beat the drums annoyingly*

 I've never used these emojis before so here we go. 

There now I've used all the emoticons on here.

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*Unbeats everyone so that Cellist is unbeaten*

*Beats up Wizard for unbeating me up and beats up myself again*

*Also beats up that stupid drained lake that Mexico City is on top of*

Like seriously, the city is sinking into the ground.

Edited February 27, 2023 by That1Cellist

[Telrao she/her]

*throws muffins at everyone*

*makes a large muffin punching muffin so that people can beat up the muffin and not other Sharders*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*EATS THE MUFFIN!*

[Telrao she/her]

THE HORROR!

*makes 20 000 more muffins*

[S. Stormy she/her]

9 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Ah, but I wasn't trying to have even a momentary win. I have lost nothing, because I expected nothing. So, in the end, since I was not desiring a win and was not disappointed... I win.

Even if I lose in the colloquial sense, I will win in the end.

*wins because philosophy(see above)*

[Wittles he/him]

*wins because of the lack of philosophy*