The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

10 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I've heard stranger things.

Have you seen Stranger things??

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nope

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

SUCH A LOVELY PLACE

SUCH A LOVELY PLACE

…

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE

BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE (through the front door; use the secret passages please)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

4 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

SUCH A LOVELY PLACE

SUCH A LOVELY PLACE

…

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE

BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE (through the front door; use the secret passages please)

And that day stayed in all memories as the day when TLPW and the song lyrics thread fused into one. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Just a Silvereye said:

And that day stayed in all memories as the day when TLPW and the song lyrics thread fused into one. 

I just thought it sounded cool  

And also I wanted to yell something cuz yelling is the most fun thing you can possibly do

 

Edited October 16, 2022 by The Halcyon Girl

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I just thought it sounded cool  

And also I wanted to tell something cuz yelling is the most fun thing you can possibly do

It does sounds cool! And singing/yelling is indeed fun.

*sings softly* Plenty of room at Hotel California... Any time of year... You can find it here...

Edited October 16, 2022 by Just a Silvereye

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

There are trees there too.

That’s not in the song, but I have intuition, and also a fan club with hundreds pf pretend people. They told me so.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you eat the spiked cookies?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I am the spiked cookies...

[Cinnamon]

*William Tell overture*

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*starts a war over a slice of pie*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*eats all the pie and so ends th war*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Comes and belches the hooligan national anthem.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*kills Halcyon and pulls all the pie out of their gut using the infinity stones*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*sits down*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*decrees that chairs are now illegal everywhere in the world*

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

So that's why someone came to take all the chairs on the classroom today! I do not thank you, sitting on the tables was rather uncomfortable (and we broke most of them)

Spoiler

Clarification: it didn't really happen. I know it’s less funny that way, but you never know what will be taken as serious on the internet.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

*Summons @InfiniteInsanity because it's not hard to post here*

*Also mourns for the broken tables*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard appears and fixes the tables.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Hi there! I brought more tables!!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Flips tables*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Anyone else just sometimes let people win here?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Eh only when I forget

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Only when I can't think of anything to say.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Ykwyjwmuwtofwhtiabycdmhaij…… sigh

life is hard sometimes