The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[AonEne he/him]

*sets off a thermonuke* 

[Darkfinder she/her]

Maladroit 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*Begins to choke and explode at the same time*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That escalated quickly

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

That escalated quickly

Actually, it elevated quickly. We're on an elevator, not an escalator. We don't need those moving stairs.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

To be fair, we already miles into the air due to the fact that a thermonuke has detonated

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

So it’s a floating elevator? Don’t tell me it’s made of glass too...

*remembers he’s choking*

Edited July 19, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Rosharan A.C. said:

So it’s a floating elevator? Don’t tell me it’s made of glass too...

Yes, Charlie Bucket.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

3 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Yes, Charlie Bucket.

Speaking of which, did you know that Willy Wonka is actually George Weasely?

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Wait. What?

Where is the evidence of this?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Well, just logic, and a few YouTube videos I’m sure are out there. Would you like me to explain?

[dannnex male]

He likes magic candy and has red hair 

and he can’t be fred cuz

 

ya know

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And he’s really odd, kind of anti-social too, for... um... for the same reason.

[dannnex male]

Cept I think wonka has both of his ears 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Hmm, does George not? Don’t hate me, but I’ve never actually read through all of Harry Potter. And the ones I did read were a long time ago...

[dannnex male]

Yeah he loses an ear. 

guess he could grow it back cuz like, m a g i c  but idk. 

[Gears]

Khesoliac noseritub

[Gears]

Nyagasol teichiko

[Frustration]

3 minutes ago, Gears said:

Nyagasol teichiko

*Has no idea what language that is and uses connection instead*

what are you saying?

[Mist she/her]

I'm confused too, Gears.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Well, he did say he was planning on dumping all of his thoughts. Maybe this is just what goes on in Gears’ head.

[Mist she/her]

Random things that look like words.

[Gears]

Tojaifenada secorinaibe muukabator

[Mist she/her]

Tojaifenada secorinaibe muukabator

rotabakuum ebianiroces adanefiajoT

Looks about the same backwards. 

[Darkfinder she/her]

*brain breaking*