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On 9/25/2018 at 3:42 AM, Sherlock Holmes said:

Tie: Give your wearer persuasive ideas that would mutually benefit both parties involved. 

Beneficial for just the tie and the wearer right?

Tie: Hey...don't drink any coffee this morning

Sherlock: What? Why?

Tie: Trust me. It'll be mutually beneficial to all the parties involved...

Sherlock: Meh. You're just a tie. I don't need to listen to you!

*goes downstairs and spills hot coffee all over himself and tie*

Tie: I warned you!

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The Planet: Give me the materials and the know how to make a teleporter!

Teleporter: Teleport me home the moment School is out.

Xbox: Turn on and load Halo Reach, Halo Master Chief Collection, or Halo 5 Guardians.

Sisters Bed: Yell at my sister every 10 minutes on every full moon.

                                                       Why Not?

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Let's just make Nightblood, but accidentally misspeak while giving the command. 

Result: an immensely powerful Shardblade with a single minded desire to destroy weevils. 

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24 minutes ago, Truthwatcher_17.5 said:

Great sword: Give strength to the righteous 

You have met Nightblood right?

25 minutes ago, Truthwatcher_17.5 said:

Scabbard: Define righteousness as I do and explain to the sword

Ahh.  That is much better.  But what happens if they are separated?  And what if your definitions of righteousness become out of date?

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A glove, "be as my hands and write for me"

 

I chose a glove, instead of a pen so that it could also type

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Glasses: become Oculator lenses capeable of all oculator glasses powers

 

Book: Become the book I wish you to be so I can read you and change at my will.

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I just posted this in another topic, but could I give breaths to my hair, and use it as as self defense weapon without having to issue verbal commands?  like it would know if I was cornered and being robbed?  It could lash out like a scorpion tale and break someone's neck, or stab them in the head?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Enoshima Junko said:

I just posted this in another topic, but could I give breaths to my hair, and use it as as self defense weapon without having to issue verbal commands?  like it would know if I was cornered and being robbed?  It could lash out like a scorpion tale and break someone's neck, or stab them in the head?

 

 

So basically like Lian Nichang? white-haired demoness from Baifa Monü Zhuan.......

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On 5.09.2018 at 1:43 AM, Calderis said:

3D printer: Replicate 

Hopefully I make a friendly replicator that can make anything I ask for, and not a horribly misguided self producing monster that destroys the world. 

And that's how you get fain life :)

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Sword: protect from evil

Other sword: grant your wielder power

Shield: protect good

Other shield: protect your wielder

Boots: Destroy depression

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To be a troll:

-Elevator: Sound like you are about to fall apart

-Pebble in a stream: Scream loudly (So people hear the screaming while taking a walk, but can't find out where it is coming from)

-Doorknob: Shock people who touch you.

-Brick: Scream loudly

-100 Dollar bill: Stick to the ground

More serious/practical/usable commands:

-Sword: Insult the opponent/Cause emotional pain to the opponent

-Stick: Be fire

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21 hours ago, Ookla the Prolific said:

Stick remain a glorious stick.

A stick cannot be a type IV, as it was once alive. Type IVs are made out of metal, or some material that was never alive.

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3 minutes ago, Llstml said:

A stick cannot be a type IV, as it was once alive. Type IVs are made out of metal, or some material that was never alive.

A type four is an awakened object with sentience.  I think there should be a way to make them out of living things.

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