Leyrann Posted April 3, 2018 Posted April 3, 2018 On 31-3-2018 at 3:37 PM, Steeldancer said: Oh stormfather. Surely you meant to say "oh Stick". 2
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 4, 2018 Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) I would join, but it would be kind of awkward, mainly because once I actually succeeded in soulcasting a stick into fire. At that time I was unaware of my powers, and my spren kept urging me to do it, but... looking through the posts I'm pretty sure that would not be excepted with kindness. I'll just be going now... Edited April 4, 2018 by Gancho Libre I need more words!! 1
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 I continue to be in awe at the staying power of this thread... Truly, we are all a stick.
Snipexe he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Behold, I call upon a new order of the church of the stick to be created, the stickquisitors, for all those whom wish to become truly one with the stick. One must only allow sticks to enter their eyes, and become truly enlightened
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 are they normal sticks or are they hemalurstickly invested? 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Fifth of Daybreak said: I continue to be in awe at the staying power of this thread... It's a very sticky topic. Edited April 5, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 2
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: It's a very sticky topic. 2
TNTman20 he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 I have been looking for the true stickligion. May I join the stick brotherhood?
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) For all new members, remember these immortal words of Brandon whenever you encounter naysayers: Quote "Stop insulting my stick." Words of Radiance, Chapter13: The Day's Masterpiece Edited April 5, 2018 by Fifth of Daybreak 3
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 it's a good insult too. those Words truly are Radiant. they are also the Masterpiece of any Day.
Hempknight he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Snipexe said: Behold, I call upon a new order of the church of the stick to be created, the stickquisitors, for all those whom wish to become truly one with the stick. I Beg your pardon!? I will not be LEAFING this church, and will definitely not be BRANCHING off with u good sir I am a stick Edited April 5, 2018 by Hempknight 2
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 they are all one gospel... just different ways of service Joining the revered stickquistidors (of which are implanted with hemasturstick sticks) won't draw you away from the Church of the Stick, but instead will bring you closer to it. also, nice puns.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 I come to say I bring fire. Not to change but to be destroyed by the church, as a payment.
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Maybe I can help. @ElephantEarwax I Spoiler I just need you to press the button. *Not really, suicide is sad* But I have a question for the Church. (See the spoiler) Spoiler
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 they would never fight. all sticks are one. 1
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 Another question. How do you define a stick?
Leyrann Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Mraize said: Another question. How do you define a stick? Do not question holy scripture.
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 Indeed. A stick is a stick, as surely as I am a stick. 2
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted April 6, 2018 Author Posted April 6, 2018 12 hours ago, Mraize said: Another question. How do you define a stick? Ask a stick and they'll tell you. 1
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Leyrann said: Do not question holy scripture. Anger me and retribution will be swift.
Hempknight he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, Mraize said: Anger me and retribution will be swift. Ohhh unenlightend one. If only u had taken up ROOTS in this church. You WOOD have known KNOT to be throwing out idle threats here and TREEt a stick with some respect. Edited April 7, 2018 by Hempknight 2
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hempknight said: Ohhh unenlightend one. If only u had taken up ROOTS in this church. You WOOD have known KNOT to be throwing out idle threats here and TREEt a stick with some respect. Do not tempt me little one Spoiler Do not make me STICK you into a fire Edited April 7, 2018 by Mraize
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