+Ark1002 Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 I'll try and sign up as Stephen Leeds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Badadah said: I'll try and sign up as Stephen Leeds. Not cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 We were just saying tournament 6 will be non-cosmere. Read the last page. And I can't join tournament 5, as it is the winners only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 Warning: Major spoilers ahead Spoiler Who’s that? It’s Shai, best of the best. The only thing that can stop her is ralkalest LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR….. SHAI!!!!!!!!!!! Wan ShaiLu, that there is my name Best Forger in Rose, I have quite a bit of fame. From the swamps of Dzhamar to the mounts of Mulla’dil, Everyone around has heard of my kind, still. I’m a Forger, it’s true, with all kinds of skills Watching my power brings out all sorts of thrills. I can change the past and turn the gears of time back From a rusty mug to a goblet and straw to a hat You need a warrior, I got a stamp. If you need a survivalist I can make a camp. Working with reality and souls so well I got to remake Ashravan's soul and it was swell. Hrathen, weak, died, what a shame. Stabbed in the side-ha! That's just lame. You couldn't do it right, couldn't do the job You couldn't beat Dakhor, Dilaf and Fjon. Sure, you ended the fight But then died yourself But hey, it's all right At least you didn't lose yourself (wait) Sorry, I misspoke. You totally did. Your faith in Jaddeth broke And you failed Dakhor as a kid Give up, you armored Fjordish freak You're incredibly weak. Hey, it's Lightsong! Tarachin Superstar. And sorry, pal, you're wrong, You didn't make it far. In the great game of politics You gotta know when to fight, when to flee You can't play the game just for kicks, But that's what you do, and it makes me think, gee How could a god be so stupid Blushweaver loves you She's been struck by Cupid Apparently Cupid didn't get you too You died giving up your life to save a tongue That's kinda pathetic "I can at last speak!" the God King sung Unlike you, he isn't apathetic As you two can see, you have little chance I will wait and watch you go down When you run off crying and start your rants I, Shai, will take up the crown! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Ashspren said: I have something special planned for the fifth tournament, so I’m thinking non-Cosmere for the sixth. I know I can't reserve a spot yet, but I'm in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Here’s the link... https://goo.gl/forms/ln55NTQcuttFR6KW2 VOTE VOTE VOTE! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Tournament 6 will be noncosmere? Would you be willing to include noncosmere in some after that? There are so many I want. So many. Spoiler Alcatraz M-Bot Doomslug J.C. Tia Nalizar Melody Bastille Leavenworth Charles the Pterodactyl Sing I'd like David, but he was already taken Spensa Morningtide Jorgen Literally every other noncosmere character. [I reserve this space for any I think of later to edit in[ ^ I reserve all of these. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Kidpen said: Hide contents Alcatraz M-Bot Doomslug J.C. Tia Nalizar Melody Bastille Leavenworth Charles the Pterodactyl Sing I'd like David, but he was already taken Spensa Morningtide Jorgen Literally every other noncosmere character. [I reserve this space for any I think of later to edit in[ ^ I reserve all of these. Wow. Looks like spots are going fast. I'll have to call Skip, from I hate Dragons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Voted! @BitBitio Alright, yours was better than mine for Shai! Good work! I liked it a lot! @John203 Good work on your side too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Thanks! Bit actually managed to roast the correct people, though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 6 hours ago, John203 said: Thanks! Bit actually managed to roast the correct people, though... Yeah I was going to vote for you, but then I realized that you roasted the wrong little girl, so I had to give my vote to bitbitio. Sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 9 hours ago, John203 said: Thanks! Bit actually managed to roast the correct people, though... Yeah... that simply happens Could have been me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 I voted for Hrathen. I had no choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 And the winner is... @BitBitio, with Shai! It was a very, very close round. I’m going be off the Shard for the next 6-7 days (and if I’m on, it will be limited), so I’m going to wait to start the next round of roasts. So, that concludes Round 1! Stay tuned, everyone! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 What is this?! After three attempts, I can claim victory? Well, third times the charm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Congrats! Well fought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Aye, twas excellent. GG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 *Complains that he also tried three times* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felt Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 (edited) @Ashspren if I can make a suggestion, it would be nice to have those days to prepare a roast... Half finale roasts are kinda unfair as they are; the first two have 48 hours, but the second two have double the amount and more... So my suggestion is to announce all the half finalists, who is roasting who, and post them all togheter... In this way we'll get more time to prepare so you'll get better roasts and it will be more fair... What do you think? Edited November 17, 2018 by Felt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 I'm assuming it's late. I think that would have been a great idea, but I think she has started that six to seven day leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 8:47 AM, Badadah said: *Complains that he also tried three times* Here have an upvote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 I’m back, everyone! Hope you’ve all had a great week. On 11/16/2018 at 5:43 PM, Felt said: @Ashspren if I can make a suggestion, it would be nice to have those days to prepare a roast... Half finale roasts are kinda unfair as they are; the first two have 48 hours, but the second two have double the amount and more... So my suggestion is to announce all the half finalists, who is roasting who, and post them all togheter... In this way we'll get more time to prepare so you'll get better roasts and it will be more fair... What do you think? I like this idea! Let’s go for it. ~~~ Group 1: @Paranoid King, with Tillaume! @BitBitio, with Shai! ~~~ Group 2: @Herowannabe, with Rock! @Felt, with Adolin! ~~~ You all have 48 hours to post. Good luck, everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Oh, cool. I'll get right on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 @BitBitio, you ready to get roasted? Spoiler The first round is over, I'm next up, I think. I'll check out the news while I mix up a drink. But what's this I see? Oh, you're on the front page. You're surrounded with lies, you know nothing but fakes, I really don't think that you have what it takes I'll bring home the trophy, I'm second to none What's your skill, baking? I'll roast you well done Your six personalities lacking in style. And even together they can't best this trial Shaizan is foolhardy, Scholar is weak, Survivor's uncivilized Beggar's a freak The Way Out reflects on your heart's true desire to forget about forging, and simply retire So you yourself think that you're on the wrong road Let me save you the trouble and lighten your load. Your work seen by thousands Now that's your real goal So that's why you burned a priceless painting whole? Your morals are spotty, you abhor bloodsealing but see nothing wrong with some old-fashioned stealing. The empire's wealthy, but still you're impressed when you're stuck in a cell built out of ralkalest Compared to Elendel, your city's a slum My weapons are made of pure aluminum You've nothing against me in your bag of tricks It seems I'm the victor in one against six 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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