These Stupid Ranks

[Ripheus23]

20 hours ago, Calderis said:

So... Am I Honor, Dominion, Devotion, or Ambition? 

Ambdonhondev.

EDIT:

"Devambhondon" flows more, hmm...

Edited October 14, 2018 by Ripheus23

[whattheHoid she/her]

Devambhondon sounds like a tasty Indian dish, I dig it.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

I just went through a bad movie from the 2000's, I went from Enefel (which I think is just a poor spelling of NFL) to a listener. I guess I'm more sensitive now??

[whattheHoid she/her]

Quick, HoidGrape, sing us your Songs of Derision! Sing to us all about your new and glorious ranking!

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

19 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Enefel (which I think is just a poor spelling of NFL)

It is the Elantrian term for trickster. 

I did not need the Coppermind for this. At all. 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

9 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Quick, HoidGrape, sing us your Songs of Derision!

Hahahah,so funny.

I've a got a song for you attuned to the Rhythm of feeling really sorry for yourself, here's the link and you can all be Listeners:

 

Thanks for the info Toaster, if it's about Elantris I don't even bother looking it up in the coppermind, I really didn't care for that book.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Lololol. And HoidGrape sings the Song of I don't care! 

P.s. I liked Elantris, kolo?

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

I also like Elantris. Hrathen is awesome.

[whattheHoid she/her]

I also really like Hrathen, didn't at first till I realized he's an onion of neat layers. Which is why I'm cool being a gyorn.

[Calderis he/him]

I HAVE ASCENDED!

[Kidpen he/him]

30 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I HAVE ASCENDED!

But what shard are you?

[Calderis he/him]

15 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

But what shard are you?

Cynicism, obviously. 

[Blessed peace he/him]

On one hand, i got promoted to a bridgeman. On the other hand, i was a spearman before. So did i actually fot demoted? 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And apparently honorspren rank higher than Shardbearers. Knowing this pleases me. I should go behave capriciously and tease depressed bridgey bois.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Oh, right; I upgraded to something. Forgot what it was, so I´ll post here to take a look.

Edit: Ah, I am a Most Ancient!

Edited November 18, 2018 by Toaster Retribution

[whattheHoid she/her]

Oh, looks like I'm an Artifabrian now! Brb, off to create rocket shoe fabrials and a video Spanreed. Check, Navani.

[Silva]

Er...guys, we have a problem - the Shard is falsely accusing me.

I haven't been GB since July, yet now my rank claims I am one.

Someone help me! Save me! Anyone! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

This is a serious issue people.

Spoiler

Not funny in the least

 

 

[Blessed peace he/him]

Since I'm an awakened object now i don't have the sapience to help you, unless... Do you want to destroy evil today?

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nightblood! My dear! You're here!! 

[Blessed peace he/him]

7 minutes ago, whattheOokla! said:

Nightblood! My dear! You're here!! 

No, no, i was a test piece.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ah, so you came before Nightblood then and was discarded into this Universe? I thought I heard that story before! Source, before I was Ookla, I was/am Hoid!

[Blessed peace he/him]

My order though, is 'make peace'. but or maybe it was 'make piece'? My memory of the shattering is rather vague...

[Nathrangking he/him]

I wield the shards FEAR ME!!

[Shqueeves]

I may eventually die if I stay on this rank for too long

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

MMMMMMMMMM