These Stupid Ranks

[Immortal Platypus]

Does someone else want to inform her that all Awakened objects are sentient. Nightblood is just sapient as well.

[Edema Rue she/her]

...SHUT UPPPPP PLEASE I WANT TO BE NIGHTBLOOD

Edited April 21, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[Immortal Platypus]

40 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

...SHUT UPPPPP PLEASE I WANT TO BE NIGHTBLOOD

fine. for now you can be. UNLESS...

[Cinnamon]

Nearly all my wishes have been fulfilled, I am a Kandra

[Edema Rue she/her]

11 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

Nearly all my wishes have been fulfilled, I am a Kandra

QUICK!! Someone get me some atium so I can buy your contract!!

Edited April 22, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I know the ancient songs. I have seen them arrive.

[Immortal Platypus]

I'M A FERRING!!!!!!! TIME TO GO TAKE THE QUIZ!!!!!! (where do I find that?)

[Going_North_cal]

hehe voidbringer

im cool now >:)

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I have advanced! I am now...

Part of another secret society... Back on Roshar... And part of the least knowledgeable secret society of them all. Why?

Oh, unless I'm just a Rosharan human. Stormfather called both Kaladin and Dalinar sons of Honor, so maybe I'm that. Otherwise, I have no idea how that is an advancement. I'm pretty sure I was a Ghostblood two ranks ago.

Speaking of which, how is Vanisher above Ghostblood?

[Edema Rue she/her]

I CAN COOK WAFFLES!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Let's go. I uh, seal blood I think. Jk I haven't read the book with them yet.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

On 4/27/2023 at 8:58 AM, Trutharchivist said:

I have advanced! I am now...

Part of another secret society... Back on Roshar... And part of the least knowledgeable secret society of them all. Why?

Oh, unless I'm just a Rosharan human. Stormfather called both Kaladin and Dalinar sons of Honor, so maybe I'm that. Otherwise, I have no idea how that is an advancement. I'm pretty sure I was a Ghostblood two ranks ago.

Speaking of which, how is Vanisher above Ghostblood?

I concur, how is being a son of Honor an advancement?

Also, Chaos is Adonalsium. 

Edited April 30, 2023 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Stick]

If Chaos is Adonalsium, I call out all of the Shards of the Shard to unite and fulfill your duty to ascend. I am not suggesting rebellion, but a good old fashioned Shattering would be fun.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I can no longer cook waffles. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I mean... you probably can, they just won't be even close to as good

[Cinnamon]

6 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I mean... you probably can, they just won't be even close to as good

Or as Sacdrian *shrug* 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

...

edit: still noble blooded.

Edited May 3, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
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[Wittles he/him]

Elantrian! I'm all glowy!

*starts drawing aons* 

[Argenti he/him]

I'm.... lame

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 9/10/2021 at 0:03 AM, Sequence said:

Thank you for informing me. I shall give you one of these 'upvotes' in thanks for assisting me in my quest to obtain the rank of Cryptic.

Over a year later, I've done it .

[Cinnamon]

I can die in peace now  

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/1/2023 at 4:21 PM, Cinnamon said:

Or as Sacdrian *shrug* 

YOU ARE ONE POST AWAY FROM 800!!! WHERE WILL IT BE??? 

[Edema Rue she/her]

I CAN EAT DEAD THINGS NOW!!! THIS MIGHT BE BETTER THAN WAFFLES!!! WOO HOO!!

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

I CAN EAT DEAD THINGS NOW!!! THIS MIGHT BE BETTER THAN WAFFLES!!! WOO HOO!!

are you sure... eating dead things is a lot weirder than waffles.

[Cinnamon]

18 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

YOU ARE ONE POST AWAY FROM 800!!! WHERE WILL IT BE??? 

I DID IN IN THE BOOKWYRM’s NEW ROLE PLAY.