These Stupid Ranks

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11 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

I have been a rambleman for like 3 months now. I’VE GAINED LIKE 50 REP IN THAT TIME BUT IT NEVER CHANGES. 

Scroll a bit and it shows what amounts give what titles

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ah. I shall be a rambleman forever. Or until I gain 22 more rep. 

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Well, I'm a lord prelan. Nothing interesting here, just... helping management of the Final Empire. Not sure at which canton, though.

[Edema Rue she/her]

IVE DONE IT!! IM NOT A RAMBLEMAN ANYMORE!!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just a lowly awakened object. I don’t even have I mind of my own

 

[Wittles he/him]

HAHA!!!! I'M A SHARDBEARER NOW!!!! 

*throws a rock really far with shardplate strength*

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

23 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

HAHA!!!! I'M A SHARDBEARER NOW!!!! 

*throws a rock really far with shardplate strength*

Ah, child. You have far to go…

[Wittles he/him]

I don't need a sword when I can just THROW STUFF REALLY FAR

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

6 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

I don't need a sword when I can just THROW STUFF REALLY FAR

Fair point

but that means that I can cut your rocks in half as they hurtle through the air towards my face!

[Immortal Platypus]

who says he's throwing them at you?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

who says he's throwing them at you?

Me

[Immortal Platypus]

ok, understandable. have a nice day.

*wanders off*

*realizes that that wasn't what his training would have him do*

*runs back and with a punch breaks Alpha's chestplate*

*leaves with a spring in his step*

[Wittles he/him]

I could be throwing things at you, but how would you know for sure? You will never know when I make my move. 

Spoiler

September 32, 9:24 pm

 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

YES! I'M A GHOSTBLOOD!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Ayyy Full Feruchemist. Nice! Outstanding!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I sing songs early in the morning. Hooray.

[Wittles he/him]

HAHA!!!

I HAVE A SWORD NOW!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

I have bones! but weird...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Scadrian Waffle Cook! Never thought I'd make it! This is crazy.

[Edema Rue she/her]

BOW BEFORE ME I am a superstar!! A Tarachin one! not actually sure what that is BUT IT LOOKS WORTHY OF WORSHIP!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

PRIMED AND READY, SIR!

[Ravenclawjedi42]

I was a spearman…but now I’m a bridgeman. I don’t know which one has less of a chance of getting yourself killed. I was probably made a bridgeman due to my many overdue library fines.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Better get ready, I’m about too… bring your world?

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

spear boi

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Labyrinth said:

Better get ready, I’m about too… bring your world?

Is it just me or does that sound like it would be a weird pickup line?