These Stupid Ranks

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

BUT YoU COULD BE FIRE!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I‘m a crewleader. To be honest, I would rather be a Ardent. Then I could actually read.

Edited October 1, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I’m pahn kahl. I should finish reading the Sanderson stuffs so I actually know what that is

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Don‘t worry, Haly. I don‘t know what it is either. Warbreaker. The only storming Sanderson book I haven‘t read.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Have you read Legion?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Er, eh, the only Cosmere book I haven‘t read. (No, but I think I‘ve read everything else. Will begin reading now.)

[Trutharchivist he/him]

You do realize that this is also the only Cosmere book that is obtainable for free legaly, right? Unless I somehow mixed things up.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Aaaaand now Kelsier's out to kill me.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

THREE TWO ONE LET IT RIP

*Begins spinning like a Beyblade*

*gets dizzy*

*takes a brief moment to toss up my lunch*

*continues*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

That’s rough, buddy XD

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Me:

"I exist to get allomantically manipulated by Kelsier."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Run at night and I will come for you!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

According to Merriam-Webster, I am now:

1. Foremost
2. Having a higher rank than others bearing the same designation
3. Comprehensive
4. Definitive
5. Chief
6. Lavish
7. Lofty
8. Wonderful

I could use the entry for 'Grand' as a noun, but that would make for a less fun post.

EDIT:

Two random posts that didn't deserve reputation just got liked so many times that Vyre is out to kill me. Thanks a lot. 

Edited October 4, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'm a Seer!

Me rn:

Spoiler

 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

A noble. Now I can read, and order around all the skaa on the shard.

[Going_North_cal]

surgebinder.

Illumination and Transformation thank you yes I'll yoink those

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I have gone from being hated by Kelsier to being hated by Vyre.

This is fine.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Anybody want to be possesed by a Shu-Dereth Demon?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Grand? WHAT IS A GRAND!?! 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

@CalanoCorvus, I got a ss of you being "So 1337 Hoid can't compete".

You'll need to resort to bribery if you want it

Edited October 8, 2022 by Shining Silhouette

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Lighteyed. HEHEHEH! TREMBLE BEFORE ME DARKEYES!!!

[Trutharchivist he/him]

16 hours ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

Grand? WHAT IS A GRAND!?! 

You also didn't read Emperor's Soul, I presume? Anyway, it's something from there, a race of people in the Rose Empire on Sel. They're the rulers of it.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Just now, Trutharchivist said:

You also didn't read Emperor's Soul, I presume? Anyway, it's something from there, a race of people in the Rose Empire on Sel. They're the rulers of it.

I've read Emperor's Soul, but I didn't realize those people were called Grand. (So, I'm an Idiot )

[Trutharchivist he/him]

48 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

I've read Emperor's Soul, but I didn't realize those people were called Grand. (So, I'm an Idiot )

No you're not. You just didn't take a Memory of every Cosmere book.

On another note, I'm an artifabrian now! On to design new and exciting fabrials!

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

15 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

@CalanoCorvus, I got a ss of you being "So 1337 Hoid can't compete".

You'll need to resort to bribery if you want it

Wizard has already taken and shared screenshots. Sorry to burst your bubble.