My introduction.

[Kaj he/him]

High, my name is Kaj. My English is terrible (Not really). I have been told to have a hemalurgic cookie and would like to know if it will steal from me or grant me something.

KF

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Generally give, but we don't check. Who told you?

Welcome to the shard. Who is your favorite character?

[Voidus]

Welcome to the forums! How about a spike that gives you the ability to eat Crem?

[Archer he/him]

Welcome! All the cookies the DA (^ those guys) distribute are spiked. So it's down to luck what you get. You might end up being an aluminum misting. 

Anyway, what's your favourite book? 

[Rebecca she/her]

Welcome to the Shard! We’re glad to have you. Who’s your favorite Sanderson character?

[Kaj he/him]

I was just browsing forums and found it. Eating crem would be helpful as it is a plentiful resource. My favorite character would have to be between Lopen, Kelsier, Sazed, Wit, and Pattern. My favorite books would be the Mistborn books. Now if I were to staple my soul to an object that wasn't me, what would happen?

[Archer he/him]

Likely a painful death. 

But it could be fun though! 

[Kaj he/him]

Would there be a way to survive?

[MacThorstenson he/him]

if you could compound gold, then you could heal the damage before you died. Other wise you would die, and the piece of your soul would exist on a piece of metal to be stabbed into someone.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

But would the soul transfer, and if so would the remaining shell be basically a Lifeless?