Tension on the Horizon

[Arlin]

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He doesn’t ok back into the plot door I go

 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When Lopen reveals that love is an illusion, Rhazien tells Lopen that he, Lopen, is love, and therefore vanishes, allowing Rhazien to live.

Edited May 24, 2018 by Mraize

[Kidpen he/him]

Only everything was kinda reset a bit, so that doesn't make a lot of sense.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen reveals to Rhaizen that Lopen lacks the social skills to be love, so Rhaizen's trick did not work.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Rhazien counters that one does not need social skills as love can be awkward.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

But then Lopen is limited in the concept of love and therefore can't fully become love.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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I am just going back to @I am Witless's comment

Rhazien felt very odd being carried. "You know how to get off  Li TaiRu?"

[Life&Death]

Soul tossed his present towards the couple. It hit Rhazien in the head with the strength of a crockpot thrown by a Knight Radiant. Cause that’s what it was. “Thought you might like something useful and useless at the same time. You’re welcome.” He said, then went back for more cake.

[Arlin]

“Yes as a matter of fact it my first world-hop was from Sel to Roshar it’s where I learned to use my shardblade”

[Lord Meeker he/him]

"Well lead the way! It had better be quick!" Rhazien said from Yzabet's arms.

[Arlin]

“It will much more easy with you thankfully The Dor and Sel are location based so if we find some ware The Dor is thin we can elsecall from there”

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen made a giant waffle iron, trapped Rhaizen and Li Tairu  in it, then created waffle batter in there, and turn3d up the heat. Those trapped inside where paralyzed,  and as the waffle iron was an aluminium alloy it was unaffected by their attempts at using investiture.

Edited May 24, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Lord Meeker he/him]

What Lopen didn't know is that the trio was already gone and Rhazien had left behind three decoys.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

What Rhaizen didn't know was that Lopen had switched the positions of Rhaizen and his decoy. Same story with his companions.

[Arlin]

But Lopen for got that ralkahest has a low boiling point and the iron melts away

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

The aluminium alloy is an alloy of aluminium and dragonsteel. So a very high boiling point.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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We really just need to continue with the real story... XD

@I am Witless or @Arlin I believe it is your guys turn.

 

Edited May 24, 2018 by Mraize

[Voidus]

A small hand appears out of a portal, waving itself and returning everything to some measure of normalcy, magic bowties, inescapable prisons and giant waffle irons disappearing. The hand then disappears again.

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Handwavium saves the day!

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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Handwavium saves the day!

Lopen waves his hand and restores the previous chaos.

Edited May 24, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[I Am Witless she/her]

The portal, however, does not disappear. Still clad in Shardplate and carrying her new husband, Yzabet runs into the portal.

[Voidus]

They meet a very surprised God Beyond.
The God Beyond frowns for a second, waving his hand again and removing both the desire and the power for anyone to undo his work ever again.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen sees this and laughs. No one expects the portal to lead to an insurvivable void.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen however was shielded from this by an artefact the Voidus rock gave him.

[Voidus]

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Voidus' Rock does not have the power to combat the God Beyond.

Seeing that Lopen would be unlikely to be happy with this situation, the God Beyond waved its hand once more. The entire multiverse was perfectly cloned and Lopen was placed inside it, then given free reign to go crazy in it without affecting the rest of the plot.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen returned to the original multiverse, wagged a finger at the poor choices that his leader had made, and continued ignoring such actions that simply ruined the ffrp format. 

Edited May 24, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian