Tension on the Horizon

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nei'an shook himself, glad of the freedom, walked over to Rhazien, who was literally on fire.

"I know," he said, stepping up to the burning form, "That you will probably kill me later for this, and that the only reason I'll be able to do this is because you are incapacitated. But you should know that I could kill you, but I won't because there is a wedding going on. so, yeah,"

Nei'an brought his arm back, glad he couldn't feel pain and decked Rhazien across his dying face.

Then he realized he just punched a dying person, which is number two next to sealing candy from a baby on the Don't Do It Lest You Look Wimpy list.

So, with everyone's eyes on him, he, abashed, scuttled about ten feet from Rhazien and warmed himself by the fire, self-conscious with everyone staring at him. Mack, the wedder person, just mournfully shook his head.

Nei'an felt his face go red.

"Guys, stop staring at me. He's mean!" Nei'an said an embarrassed smile on his face. Nobody spoke. Heads shook, backs turned, eyes glared. "Uh..." Nei'an said, trying to think of something to say so that everyone would go back to normal, "He punched me first?"

Something grabbed his arms from behind, holding them back, then 50% of the people lined up in front of him. They each took turns punching him in the face.

Well, I guess I deserved this, He thought as a familiar pewterarm, the one that had folded him into a triangle so long ago, smashed his face inward.

[Life&Death]

Soul paused as everyone lined up to punch his friend and ally. Clearly there was one one thing to do. Pushing his way towards Nei’an he grabbed Nei’an and decked him across the face. Twice. Then he resumed his search for the cake. He tossed an unkeyed goldmind to Nei’an as he left. He could use it or not as he wished.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nei'an accepted the metal mind but found it was empty.

Shoot. he thought. He was punched by Duwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, who was actually another pewter compounder. Even people who want to help me still punch me in the face. Twice.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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Has Mraize got f gold?

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

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yes he was given some

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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The ability I mean. Or do you mean that too?

 

[Life&Death]

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I think he got the ability and goldminds.

 

[Kidpen he/him]

Leya signed the petition from inside her waiting room. She also provided a gift.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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Alright. Still if you guys are signing a petition, I am going to make it hard for y'all.

Rhazien suddenly knew why one didn't go into the cognitive realm, there were two shards, splintered of course, that absolutely wanted a host. Both pressed upon him but he could not accept them due to Block Odium had placed upon them. He immediately fleed to the Alleyverse using the rest of his stromlight in the pouch. He breathed in the stromlight from his illusion and formed himself a new one. 

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The new illusion

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[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Lopen used the tied particle on Mraize to return teleport him back to Sel, and placed a basically irremovable bow tie that blocked out all access to Investiture, including artefacts. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Rhazien looked at Lopen. "Storm you!"

He drew his two aluminum swords, pointing it any anyone that tried to approach. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Mraize

[I Am Witless she/her]

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Technical, I Am Witless is married to Archer. That's different from Yzabet being married to Mace.

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 "Rhazien... Did you organize this? Weren't they all trying to kill you?" Yzabet asked. The wedding dress was gorgeous , but she was starting to sweat in the armpits.

 

[Life&Death]

“Hey, only most of us want to kill him.” Soul yelled with his mouth full. He finally found the cake. It was chocolate of course, but could be of better quality. “I expected better of you people.” He said to the nearby DA and TUBA members.

Edited May 23, 2018 by Life&Death

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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I'll fix that.

"No, I didn't plan this. And I think this is an excuse to kill me afterward..." He trailed off, as he saw Yzabet in her dress. "Storms Yzabet, there are no words to describe how beautiful you look. I honestly might be having second thoughts."

[EddyJ he/him]

Aaric and the squadron of Lifeless finally finished putting up the chairs (in arrangement B with the surrounding crowds as sub arrangement F, and the officiator's rostrum set in the micro-arrangement R') and turned around just in time to see everyone where they'd started: Rhazien was looking at Yzabet. Only this time, everything was ready for their wedding.

[kenod]

The Dakhor walked in. "See Gragdet, Sephtis is getting married," KoTiel said. "Thank you, Arteth," the Gragdet said. "You have served well. Now monks, we shall celebrate Sephtis' marriage." The monks cheered, and picked seats, in order of rank, with the Gragdet in front.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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SO are you guys writing? 'Cuz I be waiting on you and @I am Witless.

Here is how I imagined the two of us at the moment. (Do you disagree @I am Witless?)

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[kenod]

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Didn't you have an illusion over yourself?

 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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That went poof with the bowtie

 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Mraize

[kenod]

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Ah, right. Forgot about that, thanks.

 

[Life&Death]

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This is still in the foresty clearing where their secret hideout was correct? 

 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

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Yeah.

Rhazien looked around. "Well? IF you are going to wed us do it now or it's void because I am leaving again, by force if necessary." He said sheathing his swords.

Edited May 23, 2018 by Mraize

[EddyJ he/him]

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I nominate @MacThorstenson as Master of Ceremonies.

 

[I Am Witless she/her]

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LETS DO THIS only i have seminarysoi'llbegoneforanhourandabit BUT THEN WE CAN GET THIS PARTY STARTED ONLY IT IS ALREADY STARTED

And that is a flipping beautiful picture, Mraize.

 

Yzabet blushed. She had woken up this morning thinking that she would have to incarcerate or kill Rhazien, and right now she was standing under a beautiful tree, in a beautiful forest, in the prettiest dress that she'd ever seen, about to be married to him instead.

"I think that I am too. And thank you. You look ruggedly handsome, as always."

[kenod]

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Didn't Lopen kidnap Dalinar for that?