The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The wells did not appreciate this, so they started a movement.

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob alluded to the repetition of history inherent in Him's supposed 'arch-narrative' abilities.

What do you mean by arch-narrative? Him is able to feel narrators affecting him, but he cannot change their narrative, only react to it. Also, when was the last 'arch-narrative' being/thing/person? sounds like it might be interesting to read (unless things got out of control and the 'arch-narrator' was ruining everyone's fun).

Edited February 14, 2020 by Nameless

[Jaywalk he/him]

The movement was based off Women's Suffrage.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

i.e. They stood on crates, and handcuffed themselves to carriages.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

That's when the PoPo arrived. With guns. And the President of Saudi Arabia. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Far away from all this, a pineapple was tied to a helium balloon. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT tried to grab the pineapple.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was too late.

[NameIess]

The pineapple pulled the helium balloon into orbit.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It popped.

[NameIess]

Leaving the helium balloon to plummet to it's death. It landed on FT's head, exploding with flame.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The balloon was at fault for It's fall, so he was put on trial.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And found guilty...of having the most beautiful crime scene.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Masterful beyond belief, yet completely illegal.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The photographer got an award for his work on the case.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The award was a jar of magic beans. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which gave the powers of Narration for one nanosecond 

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

It was the most honorable award ever given.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It could grant a single wish, if you wished hard enough.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

There was, however, one dangerous restriction. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

If the mimes disapproved, they would... eliminate you.

[Jaywalk he/him]

...r supply of happiness.

[+Ed Venture]

And your life too. And your soul. And your friends, family...actually everything about you.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I wish for the mimes to approve of this wish!” Truthless shouted, wishing really hard.

[NameIess]

But the mimes were too strong to be affected by this wish. Still, they admired the effort and ingenuity put into.... The mimes decided to eliminate Truthless just to be safe.