The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

Thankfully they were all gold compounders and so they survived the explosion but were sent far far away...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Where they died in Antarctica. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And were reincarnated as bushes, the highest honor.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Rose bushes.

In a graveyard.

[Lunamor she/her]

For pets.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

pets of The Survival Shard who is hanging out on Antarctica

(why is everything supposed to be bold?)

[Lunamor she/her]

So we know what is part of the story and what is just commentary.

Cause no one could bother him there.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

So we know what is part of the story and what is just commentary.

thanks

Unfortunately for Mr. survival, the recently arrived gold compounders, while still being alive, are nonetheless superheated from the thermonuke. and so since this Antarctica, the land of ice....

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ice caps melted.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

Followed by the rest of the continent. splash!

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause the Shard of Survival was just too cool for it to even try and compete with it.

Edited June 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, the ghanderflaffle emperor had a problem—he was dying.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He gave control of the empire to @Butt Ad Venture.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because he was not quite right in the head, and was quick to rush decisions that could have used a bit more thought.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

If Star had been there, she would have agreed.

[+Ed Venture]

Butt's first command was for the only dissenter of his rule, @Jaywalk, to eat a mountain.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk promptly did.

It was delicious, if a bit crunchy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Made of zucchini.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

Then a ninja made of zucchini tried to assassinate Butt Venture and... 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Failed. He was then executed. 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Ed Venture]

For Butt had his own assassin ninjas who assassinated the ninja, they were made out of cucumbers which are greatly superior.

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

Though the topic of cucumbers being better was very controversial, so Butt Venture and the other nobles were beheaded in the main square.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Trewee, Star's trusty henchman who hadn't been mentioned for a loooong time, was able to save Butt by spraying water in the excecutioner's face and taking him to safety. 

[+Ed Venture]

Butt went on a quest for a sword that leaks black smoke to use to take back his throne.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Trewee accompanied him. 

@Doomstick we've got plot!