The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

He doesn't actually have any physical substance, and their foot just goes right through him.

"I felt it necessary for his growth. I apologize for your pain."

“his growth!? What so torturing people is growth!! Thats crem dung!!” They just stare daggers so hard that the form can physically feel erryins emotions. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

“his growth!? What so torturing people is growth!! Thats crem dung!!” They just stare daggers so hard that the form can physically feel erryins emotions. 

"It was not my intent to torture him, but it is necessary to shape him. In this time, I do not have the luxury of letting him grow peacefully."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"It was not my intent to torture him, but it is necessary to shape him. In this time, I do not have the luxury of letting him grow peacefully."

they just clench their jaw. The wind around them picks up.

“i fear i lost control of them Kansas. Good luck.”

hands shoot out and grab Erryin holding them back. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

they just clench their jaw. The wind around them picks up.

“i fear i lost control of them Kansas. Good luck.”

hands shoot out and grab Erryin holding them back. 

"It's all right." There is a hint of sorrow in his voice. "Let her do as she will." He fully forms into a 6 foot twig of a man.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"It's all right." There is a hint of sorrow in his voice. "Let her do as she will." He fully forms into a 6 foot twig of a man.

Thats crazy chat

Erryin shoots forward wind propelling them forward and grabbed him slamming him into the ground. “How about you feel the own pain you caused!!”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Thats crazy chat

Erryin shoots forward wind propelling them forward and grabbed him slamming him into the ground. “How about you feel the own pain you caused!!”

He stares at her, completely ragdolling.

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

He stares at her, completely ragdolling.

Bros taking the fun out of it xD

they punched him and held their hand over his chest and he felt a very very sharp and painful push yet pull on his soul. A pain one cant just ignore by ragdolling. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Bros taking the fun out of it xD

they punched him and held their hand over his chest and he felt a very very sharp and painful push yet pull on his soul. A pain one cant just ignore by ragdolling. 

He grins. His teeth are clenched, yet he grins. "Are you gonna keep tossing me around, or do you want to know how to help him?"

[Keke They/he]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

He grins. His teeth are clenched, yet he grins. "Are you gonna keep tossing me around, or do you want to know how to help him?"

there you go, ITS A REAL FIGHT.

“i know something you dont know.” They then their fist tightening the Force on him. “I can beat you within an inch of life, and then I’ll get the information straight from your brain.” Their eyes had a dangerous emptiness in them. One might recognize it from the flashback. When they killed everyone. “I learned how to do this from a special someone.”

Edited September 15, 2025 by Hawks

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

there you go, ITS. REAL FIGHT.

“i know something you dont know.” They then their fist tightening the Force on him. “I can beat you within an inch of life, and then I’ll get the information straight from your brain.” Their eyes had a dangerous emptiness in them. One might recognize it from the flashback. When they killed everyone. “I learned how to do this from a special someone.”

"You can't hurt me." His eyes darken. "Know that I humor you by letting you cause me pain. I could stop all that in a heartbeat. You do not want to fight an Author. Now. Do you want to know how to help Cep, or should I leave him trapped?"

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"You can't hurt me." His eyes darken. "Know that I humor you by letting you cause me pain. I could stop all that in a heartbeat. You do not want to fight an Author. Now. Do you want to know how to help Cep, or should I leave him trapped?"

So you think mwuahahahahahahaha

they hold their hand out and a sword formed. “Meet my friend. While it’s not a plotblade alas, it is still strong. It’s essentially an anti author blade. I think. I’ve only used it on normal people. Do you want to be my test subject?” Ha..h.. it seems Erryin went off the deep end. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

So you think mwuahahahahahahaha

they hold their hand out and a sword formed. “Meet my friend. While it’s not a plotblade alas, it is still strong. It’s essentially an anti author blade. I think. I’ve only used it on normal people. Do you want to be my test subject?” Ha..h.. it seems Erryin went off the deep end. 

This...this will be interesting

He stands still and waits, looking not at Erryin but down and to the side.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This...this will be interesting

He stands still and waits, looking not at Erryin but down and to the side.

they swing the sword , it sliced his arm and steamed. A flaring pain shot up his body. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

10 minutes ago, Hawks said:

they swing the sword , it sliced his arm and steamed. A flaring pain shot up his body. 

Uh, scuse you, give me a chance to react. You can't swing a sword that fast

He moved to the side and lets the sword bite into the ground.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Uh, scuse you, give me a chance to react. You can't swing a sword that fast

He moved to the side and lets the sword bite into the ground.

Yeah thats if you dont dodge if you dodge then we just ignore the last part. 

Wind blows kicking up dust and blinding him. Erryin jumps off a tree and attacks from behind

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Yeah thats if you dont dodge if you dodge then we just ignore the last part. 

Wind blows kicking up dust and blinding him. Erryin jumps off a tree and attacks from behind

A countering wind kicks up, shifting the dust away. He rolls away from Erryin and comes up facing them, hands down at his sides.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

A countering wind kicks up, shifting the dust away. He rolls away from Erryin and comes up facing them, hands down at his sides.

“you bastard.” They blur and glitch, in a split second they appear next to him swinging in one motion 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

“you bastard.” They blur and glitch, in a split second they appear next to him swinging in one motion 

He steps back just out of range, then steps in after the slice passes and headbutts them in the sternum.

I'm just messing with them now

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

He steps back just out of range, then steps in after the slice passes and headbutts them in the sternum.

I'm just messing with them now

their Wind shoots them back before the blow lands. 

broooooo let them hit youuuuuu please i need to test if my sword actually works. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

their Wind shoots them back before the blow lands. 

broooooo let them hit youuuuuu please i need to test if my sword actually works. 

Fine

He stands still and waits.

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fine

He stands still and waits.

Thank you

Erryin appears behind him slashing his back

theoretically you should now feel a lot of pain 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

27 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Thank you

Erryin appears behind him slashing his back

theoretically you should now feel a lot of pain 

Every single muscle in his body immediately tightens with the effort to keep from toppling.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

A man roughly in his fifties stands there, hair black and grey, eyes sharp silver, dressed in a red uniform. He nods to Taeidin. "Hello." Then, as Cep turns around, he smiles. "Welcome home, my son."

Cep looks confused.

Taeidin also looks confused, though likely for far different reasons. 

"I thought the place we first went was your home."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin also looks confused, though likely for far different reasons. 

"I thought the place we first went was your home."

Cep nods. "It was...ah have no clue what 'e's talkin' about."

The man chuckles. "Of course you don't, my boy! I fabricated this "other home" you visited. It was unfortunate, but necessary to keep you away until you were ready."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

On a road in a country on a land of a planet, there was a cloak.

The cloak, it seemed, was empty.

This cloak walked far and wide, in search of a cure. For now, it was on a road.

The cloak walked past a cart, and those in the cart died.

The cloak walked past a farm, and for the next ten years, the animals had rancid meat.

The cloak walked past a town, and then realized the phrase “ghost town.”

Finally, the cloak collapsed, Strands of golden thread erupting from it as it screamed in pain.

You see, it could not die.

Perhaps, I should mention the contents of the cloak. It seemed empty, and what was in it was surely not relevant to anyone, but I should mention it nonetheless.

Within the cloak, there was a skeleton. This was no ordinary skeleton, it seemed a skeleton of gold! But sadly, none were to see it, as they promptly died.

Edited September 15, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath