The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Thank you," said Lettuce. "I like you much better than Bacon."

Bacon rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to use the piano to play the heaviest death metal that Asher had ever heard.

if asher could feel much suprise they would have been "wow I wasn't aware pianos could do that." They tried their best to sound shocked but as normal it failed miserably. Asher you suck at faking emotions.well people say that I need to show them because otherwise I freak them out so I'm trying. and failing.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

11 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Don’t be so shy. Do something unexpected!” She tossed glitter into the air. 

“Like… what?”

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Thank you," said Lettuce. "I like you much better than Bacon."

Bacon rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to use the piano to play the heaviest death metal that Asher had ever heard.

Sasha grinned. “I like you too.” She scratched the bunny’s head, right between his ears. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

“Like… what?”

Sasha grinned. “I like you too.” She scratched the bunny’s head, right between his ears. 

“Like insult my impeccable fashion sense! Leave my hair alone, though.”

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

“Like insult my impeccable fashion sense! Leave my hair alone, though.”

Sasha flushed again. “I’m okay.”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

Sasha flushed again. “I’m okay.”

“Aww.”

… really, Kajsa?

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Aww.”

… really, Kajsa?

ahahaha i know u love me

”Do you wanna pet Lettuce?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

ahahaha i know u love me

”Do you wanna pet Lettuce?”

“Yes!” She snatched away the lil rabbit and gave Lettuce many little cuddles. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

“Yes!” She snatched away the lil rabbit and gave Lettuce many little cuddles. 

Sasha smiled. “Isn’t he cute?”

[NameIess]

13 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"If they need help..." said Nogard, suddenly worried. "Do you think there's anything we could do?"

"I suppose we could try hitting both of them over the head a few times." Subversion laughed. "They'll be fine. It's just an awkward situation for them to be in." They should be fine at least. Maybe I should do them both a favor and knock them unconscious.

11 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I mean, why did you want to know? Just cause you thought we made it up?

Yeah.

11 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"What? A dark air? Unintelligible, do you need sleep?" Platypus groaned. "Are you and Subsy in some plot to make me think I'm doing things I'm not doing?"

He started pacing.

"That's exactly the problem. If there were good choices it wouldn't matter as much, but right now the good choices are slim to none."

Unintelligible furrowed his brow in confusion. "Um, are we still talking about love interests? And of course I'm not in a plot with Subversion. You know I don't really care for her."

11 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

"What would you do to save an innocent people who are suffering?" asked Perseus.

"It depends on the context." Moni said. "Why do you ask? Don't tell me you're trying to recruit me for an adventure, I'm not interested."

6 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence smiled and laughed a bit. “Well, yes, I suppose so. Fuzzy helped a lot too! … No idea where she’s gotten off to… Onyx’s realm wasn’t too hard. The first time, the guide helped us out, and after that it’s just a matter of memory.” Sequence summoned and took a sip from a glass of something… Yellow? Pink? Orange? The color seemed to change with every moment. “We certainly will have to organize an adventure sometime.” She said as she looked around at the remaining partygoers. “… Or, you know, just like… A regular non-dangerous occasion. Maybe?”

"That sounds like it'd be fun!" Unintelligible finished his tea, then stared at the empty teacup in his hand, wondering what exactly he was supposed to do with it. "So, would you like to dance?"

Edited November 24, 2024 by NameIess

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

Sasha smiled. “Isn’t he cute?”

“Adorable.” She touched her nose to his. “Hiiiiii.” 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Salem steps outside of the party, cup of strong, glassy whiskey in hand. She smiled, thinking about Shoe and Beosta, and their obvious love for eachother. then, she popped in a pair of earbuds she found in the alternate dimention, and played some Mother Mother, looking up at the moon.

the little shadow girl came to her then, and combined with Salems full shadow, creating a life size replica of herself. She leaned on the shadow, its cold darkness comforting her as lyrics screamed in her head. 

She glanced down at her wrist, where the string still was tied. her father hadn´t come back while she was gone. in fact, salem was starting to wonder if he would ever come back. if salem was good enough for her father too come back.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Adorable.” She touched her nose to his. “Hiiiiii.” 

Sasha smiled. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

Sasha smiled. 

“I have a pet Diamond eating spider,” she bragged. “His name is Nummy.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

45 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

if asher could feel much suprise they would have been "wow I wasn't aware pianos could do that." They tried their best to sound shocked but as normal it failed miserably. Asher you suck at faking emotions.well people say that I need to show them because otherwise I freak them out so I'm trying. and failing.

Bacon played a thoughtful melody. "Asher, would you like a voice changer chip?"

8 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"I suppose we could try hitting both of them over the head a few times." Subversion laughed. "They'll be fine. It's just an awkward situation for them to be in." They should be fine at least. Maybe I should do them both a favor and knock them unconscious.

Nogard chuckled ruefully. "I suppose everyone ends up in awkward situations from time to time." He looked at Subversion thoughtfully. "Although I have a hard time imagining you ever being awkward."

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Adorable.” She touched her nose to his. “Hiiiiii.” 

"Hello, strange person," said Lettuce. "Do you have any lettuce?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 hours ago, Through the Living Feather said:

She shrugged. “It feels like a Shoe thing to do, you know? Swallow almost a whole glass of bourbon and then act completely normal.”

Really? You think that's like me? he giggled again.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

4 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“I have a pet Diamond eating spider,” she bragged. “His name is Nummy.”

“Spiders are nice.”

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon played a thoughtful melody. "Asher, would you like a voice changer chip?"

Nogard chuckled ruefully. "I suppose everyone ends up in awkward situations from time to time." He looked at Subversion thoughtfully. "Although I have a hard time imagining you ever being awkward."

"Hello, strange person," said Lettuce. "Do you have any lettuce?"

Asher tilted their head confused “A what?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“I have a pet Diamond eating spider,” she bragged. “His name is Nummy.”

"Huh," said Lettuce. "That wouldn't happen to be a nickname for Number 5078, would it?"

4 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Asher tilted their head confused “A what?”

"A voice changer chip. It adds tonality to your voice. So you can press a button and make your voice sound happy, or angry, even sultry if you felt like it!"

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard chuckled ruefully. "I suppose everyone ends up in awkward situations from time to time." He looked at Subversion thoughtfully. "Although I have a hard time imagining you ever being awkward."

Subversion smiled faintly. "Well you must have a bad imagination, because I feel like I'm always awkward around you." She blushed again as soon as she said it. "Um, sorry. Didn't mean to insult you."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

18 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon played a thoughtful melody. "Asher, would you like a voice changer chip?"

Nogard chuckled ruefully. "I suppose everyone ends up in awkward situations from time to time." He looked at Subversion thoughtfully. "Although I have a hard time imagining you ever being awkward."

"Hello, strange person," said Lettuce. "Do you have any lettuce?"

She conjured a plate of delightful lettuce. 

15 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Really? You think that's like me? he giggled again.

She chuckled. “It would be. But it’s hitting you now, don’t worry.” 

15 minutes ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

“Spiders are nice.”

“Yes! Even if they’re not strictly bugs.” 

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Huh," said Lettuce. "That wouldn't happen to be a nickname for Number 5078, would it?"

"A voice changer chip. It adds tonality to your voice. So you can press a button and make your voice sound happy, or angry, even sultry if you felt like it!"

“It is! However did you know?”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

14 hours ago, LessName said:

Faunus blinked, confused, wait did he just get up twice? Then she smiled, oh who cares if a wizard is somehow rewinding time with a celebratory spell. She held out her hand to him, “Don’t worry, I’m only decently good at dancing.”

 

I as well have to go to bed soon, so I’d rather just wait, but thank you!

 you’re the first one to comment on that. 
Kion takes Faunus’s hand, smiling cheerfully. “May I have this dance?” 
Meanwhile, or in truth several seconds earlier, the spell reaches the Render within its prison. Such a frivolous spell would never have been cast by someone threatened by a Render, but rather than make it stronger or faster, something strange happened. Which will not be revealed to Narrators yet. 

12 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

quests. Platypus got his from causing Plot's death, Nerdy kinda showed up with his, but most of the others were on quests. as for the lore, talk to Xino and maybe Zephrun. Also Nameless. If it's the more recent things, I could probably help, but the others are probably more reliable.

Thank you! I may start such a plot after the party. 

Edited November 24, 2024 by Dragonheir
Grr autocorrect

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Huh," said Lettuce. "That wouldn't happen to be a nickname for Number 5078, would it?"

"A voice changer chip. It adds tonality to your voice. So you can press a button and make your voice sound happy, or angry, even sultry if you felt like it!"

One sec i need google to define something.                    Ahem noted. 

Asher thought about it for a bit. It would be good to sound more er human?? But also they weren’t to sure they trusted technology too much.  

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

She conjured a plate of delightful lettuce. 

She chuckled. “It would be. But it’s hitting you now, don’t worry.” 

“Yes! Even if they’re not strictly bugs.” 

“It is! However did you know?”

“I got killed by a giant bug thing,” Sasha blurted. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

“I got killed by a giant bug thing,” Sasha blurted. 

Lady Bug wrinkled her nose. “Now that’s an insult to bugs everywhere. Idiot bug.”

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

15 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Lady Bug wrinkled her nose. “Now that’s an insult to bugs everywhere. Idiot bug.”

“Idiot bug,” she echoed. Idiot Sasha, more like.