The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

Nameless could have gotten out, but he was a terrible lawyer, so…

It was much better that Moni was there.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared in the audience to observe the court case.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone(np) was there. This was a court case worth seeing.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Butt and Burt(?) were there to save the day in case of an emergency.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Emergency was offended.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Emergency slapped Butt in the face, but not Burt, as Burt was too cute, being a grub. Then the trail started.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Burt was actually named Burg, as burg was grub backwards.

Butt and Burg began to follow the trail.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They missed out on the awesome trial.

[NameIess]

During which Moni got absolutely destroyed by the prosecuting attorney, Rep.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She did point out that Wizard and Gandalf were the same person.

[NameIess]

But Rep managed to pass a motion for the trial to be moved by single combat, and Moni was unfortunately unable to win this new trial.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The police were sent to investigate this possibly unjust trial.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Rep blew up from lack of narration energy.

[NameIess]

But it was all very legal, so they just watched Moni run around in circles trying to avoid getting decapitated for a full thirty minutes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Somebody walked in, and shot Rep in the leg with an M9. "Don't use your sword skills to win a trial against somebody with no hand-to-hand combat experience. That's rude."

Edited September 22, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Rep shrugged, pulling out a rocket launcher. "If you insist." 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The newcomer stared at Rep blankly, then nodded in approval. "Much better. Have fun." They turned around and walked out the building.

[NameIess]

Moni gulped, but managed to continue to dodge as missiles began launching towards her. The audience was not so lucky.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Many ambulances arrived on the scene.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard caught and ate a few of the missles.

[NameIess]

In the end, Rep finally ran out of ammunition.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard cursed him with bad gas.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much dismay. 

[NameIess]

But since his KD ratio was so good, the judge decided that Rep was the victor.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone(np) collectively facepalmed.