The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Moni handed him a cookie. "Here, tell me what you think of the flavor. I think it's... unique."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm tried the cookie.

"It tastes good, but the flavor is weird in a way that I can't describe. Did you put any bugs in it?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Also would you rate the cookies taste better or worse than Yaknog?"

Edited May 19, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Ninja'ed always bookwyrm

[NameIess]

"No bugs, just fireproofing spray."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I've never had Yaknog, but I'm pretty sure that these cookies are better."

And sorry I keep Ninja-ing you, Wizard. I can't really help it. It just happens.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It's fine and I find it kind of funny now

"Ask Astrid about it sometime and she will be able to give you some. Just imagine eggnog but with chunks of yak meat in it."

[NameIess]

"That sounds absolutely disgusting."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"That sounds absolutely disgusting."

"That's why I've never had it."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It is and I wouldn't recomend trying it, but it is really funny to leave out and label a different drink for guests to try. Also I wouldn't drink that water you're holding as that's disguised Yaknog."

[NameIess]

Moni put some bread into the oven. "Wait, what?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Yeah, don't trust any drinks here unless you have drank out of them and even then still be warry as all my cups have been awakened to give guests Yaknog or other horrible tasting drinks to deter people that break into my house. Same with any dinning ware."

[NameIess]

"I... Why? Do you hate guests?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"No I just forgot the command to make them stop about a Eon ago."

[NameIess]

Moni rolled her eyes, pulling the bread out of the oven. "Why not just buy some new dishes?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I think it was MUFFIN DON'T BITE, MUFFIN DON'T BITE." Immediately all the dishes go clean themselves and reveal what they look like and now have normal food. "There you go, these cups have water in them."

[NameIess]

Moni shrugged. "Well, thanks for letting me use your kitchen. Here, you can have the cookies." Moni looked around. "Uh, where's the door?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Never had a need for one of those fancy things."

[NameIess]

"Oh. So how do I leave, exactly?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Think of where you want to go or tell me and I can teleport you there or you could take the Flume but it might be clogged."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm stood up from his chair.

"Oh, we're leaving now?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Well I've got to go to ICMBAAOM for a Foosball match against Nameless." Replied Wizard, "but I will be back in a little while, maybe."

Edited May 19, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

"The... Flume? Nevermind, I don't want to know. Just teleport me to my house."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It is done," Wizard's voice disappears.

[NameIess]

Nameless walked into the room after Moni left. "So, you guys helping Moni out with her personal growth?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I suppose so as Thaidakar started it and I ended picking up where he left off when he died."