The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ah. The Spectra could be a component of a sword capable of slaying the Witherlord, but it would need something more.

No, the Witherlord is not dead. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Ah. The Spectra could be a component of a sword capable of slaying the Witherlord, but it would need something more.

No, the Witherlord is not dead. 

the problem is that they are two parts of a whole, which is approximately human. They are more powerful apart, but less focused. They are also driven by a need to reunite with the others.

"Working together with the other five, perhaps we could rid this world of the Witherlord, but we can no more be made into swords than a normal human. I am sight, thought, and truth." The Spectra looked at Nameless expectantly.

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Working together with the other five, perhaps we could rid this world of the Witherlord, but we can no more be made into swords than a normal human. I am sight, thought, and truth." The Spectra looked at Nameless expectantly.

Nameless shrugged. “Normal people can be turned into swords. It’s easy.”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

11 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless shrugged. “Normal people can be turned into swords. It’s easy.”

"Not for those who are not narrators. You people are the literal source of all the problems in this world." The Spectra looked around. "Where has The Quarkbeast gone?"

The Quarkbeast appeared, having eaten a large amount of air. The Anem Coalesced.

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

11 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Not for those who are not narrators. You people are the literal source of all the problems in this world." The Spectra looked around. "Where has The Quarkbeast gone?"

The Quarkbeast appeared, having eaten a large amount of air. The Anem Coalesced

What is a narrator in the context of the story? 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

12 hours ago, Nameless said:

Terror faded into nothingness.

Someone else shook his head. "Well, I can see why you'd say that, but it's not really that bad. Especially right now. You see, if we were simply better or worse than anyone else at all times, things wouldn't be much fun. We can control our powers somewhat. I'm better at it naturally than my twin, probably because I practiced more to be able to keep my powers from activating as much as possible. I can keep my powers deactivated for most things. My twin, he can barely control his powers under normal circumstances. He's always the best at cooking, but his other powers are normally very sporadic. He found something recently that helps with that though."

Rond shrugged and then continued working.

 

Nowhere sighed, "does that mean cheese equals spaghetti if we use the Nameless equation statistics?"

7 hours ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

The skeleton hit Thaidakar with a rock.

Thaidakar hit the skeleton with a Horneaters.

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Ah. The Spectra could be a component of a sword capable of slaying the Witherlord, but it would need something more.

No, the Witherlord is not dead. 

hmmm, so would per se the sword need a dose of narrator powers in it? would it need a lot o light energy in it? maybe some earwaxium?

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

The Skeleton began to get mad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar shrugged and then made him some mashed potatoes. he gave a bowl to the skeleton.

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

9 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar shrugged and then made him some mashed potatoes. he gave a bowl to the skeleton.

It was even more enraged because Thaidakar did not remember that The Skeleton could not eat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Rosharan Chicken said:

It was even more enraged because Thaidakar did not remember that The Skeleton could not eat.

Thaidakar blinked, "you can't eat, that's right. um, I'm just going to bet you don't want a pet doggy." Thaidakar held up a cat, "how about this? its sword fighting skills are quite good."

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar blinked, "you can't eat, that's right. um, I'm just going to bet you don't want a pet doggy." Thaidakar held up a cat, "how about this? its sword fighting skills are quite good."

CATS. I LIKE CATS, it said.

[NameIess]

49 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Not for those who are not narrators. You people are the literal source of all the problems in this world." The Spectra looked around. "Where has The Quarkbeast gone?"

The Quarkbeast appeared, having eaten a large amount of air. The Anem Coalesced.

Nameless shook his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't make problems, I solve them."

38 minutes ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

What is a narrator in the context of the story? 

A narrator's somebody that can narrate.

34 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere sighed, "does that mean cheese equals spaghetti if we use the Nameless equation statistics?"

"What?"

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

The Skeleton took the cat. I SHALL NAME YOU… PCAT

[NameIess]

Nameless grabbed the cat. "NO! His name is QCAT!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't make problems, I solve them."

Thaidakar choked on his drink, laughing, "Nameless, did you just lie?"

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"What?"

"precisely, which means that the only way to kill the witherlord is to make a sword with several key ingredients."

Just now, Rosharan Chicken said:

The Skeleton took the cat. I SHALL NAME YOU… PCAT

3 minutes ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

CATS. I LIKE CATS, it said.

Thaidakar clapped, "excellent! my cat is named Kelsier the pussy."

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar clapped, "excellent! my cat is named Kelsier the pussy."

THAT IS… A GOOD NAME, said The Skeleton. He place PCat on his bony shoulder.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

THAT IS… A GOOD NAME, said The Skeleton. He place PCat on his bony shoulder.

Kelsier the pussy stalked over to PCat and said in the cat tongue, "our masters are quite strange don't you think?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar choked on his drink, laughing, "Nameless, did you just lie?"

"Of course not. Name one time when I created a problem. Can't? That's what I thought."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"precisely, which means that the only way to kill the witherlord is to make a sword with several key ingredients."

Someone else stared at Nowhere in confusion. "I... have no idea what you're talking about. I asked if you wanted some soup. Do you need a psychiatrist? I'm not half bad at psychiatry."

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

“PI pam pvery pconfused,” said Pcat, as he had entered the story at page 1689. “PThey pare pquite pstrange,” he replied.

Edited April 1, 2022 by Rosharan Chicken

[NameIess]

Nameless handed Pcat Qcat a ball of yarn.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Of course not. Name one time when I created a problem. Can't? That's what I thought."

Thaidakar laughed, "oh nameless, you created a problem when you killed me and spook originally, you kind of caused spook to have a vendetta against you, then this caused them to kill a lot of people in Taldain, you kind of caused that. and besides you killed me so many times that I tried to kill you. yeah you cause problems."

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Someone else stared at Nowhere in confusion. "I... have no idea what you're talking about. I asked if you wanted some soup. Do you need a psychiatrist? I'm not half bad at psychiatry."

Nowhere smiled, "no I would rather not stick around, I have things to do, X needs to be found." and with that Nowhere disappeared in a burst of light.

Meanwhile Imposible entered the room, expression adamant. the room was an interesting place, the place where the prisoner was kept.

Impossible walked over to the prisoner, "how is the pain today?"

The prisoner muttered something. Impossible asked them to speak up. they responded, "better I guess, the recovery is slow, you of all people should understand that."

"if you say so Jilshan."

1 minute ago, Rosharan Chicken said:

“PI pam pvery pconfused,” said Pcat, as he had entered the story at page 1689. “PThey pare pquite pstrange,” he replied.

Kelsier the pussy blinked, "so did I, honestly I think Thaidakar has too many problems."

Thaidakar glared at his cat.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar laughed, "oh nameless, you created a problem when you killed me and spook originally, you kind of caused spook to have a vendetta against you, then this caused them to kill a lot of people in Taldain, you kind of caused that. and besides you killed me so many times that I tried to kill you. yeah you cause problems."

"That wasn't my fault. The problem there was that Spook had just killed Moni. So I solved that problem. And you'll have to forgive me, because I don't seem to remember killing you."

4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere smiled, "no I would rather not stick around, I have things to do, X needs to be found." and with that Nowhere disappeared in a burst of light.

Someone else popped out from behind a bush. "Whew. I thought he'd see me for sure. Can I have some of that soup?"

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Kelsier the pussy blinked, "so did I, honestly I think Thaidakar has too many problems."

Thaidakar glared at his cat.

“PThaidakar pshould pgo pto ptherapy pwith PSomebody PElse

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"That wasn't my fault. The problem there was that Spook had just killed Moni. So I solved that problem. And you'll have to forgive me, because I don't seem to remember killing you."

Thaidakar smiled, "you forget a lot of things." Thaidakar sighed, "besides Spook had only killed Moni because you ordered Moni to kill me."

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Someone else popped out from behind a bush. "Whew. I thought he'd see me for sure. Can I have some of that soup?"

Nobody Else and Nobody walked into the scene.

Just now, Rosharan Chicken said:

“PThaidakar pshould pgo pto ptherapy pwith PSomebody PElse

Kelsier the pussy nodded, "maybe."

[Rosharan Chicken he/him]

The Skeleton picked up PCat, much to his dismay, and placed him back on its shoulder.