The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or tacs, because Schrodinger was dyslexic.

[NameIess]

Which was ironic, considering his name was enough to give even someone who wasn't dyslexic a hard time spelling it.

[Ashbringer he/him]

No kidding, I've been copy-pasting it... plus I get the fancy o for historical accuracy.

Everything besides cats and tacs and a few choice items fell into oblivion, or un-oblivion, depending on which quantum state destabilized first.

[NameIess]

Nameless hovered in front of Schrodinger, arms crossed.

[Ashbringer he/him]

And uncrossed.

... this is getting out of hand.

Schrödinger allowed Nameless as an exception to his quantum distortion. "What is it you want from me... er... who are you?"

[NameIess]

Nameless raised his eyebrows. "You kinda just destroyed the entire universe... again." Then he went to sleep, because that was the perfectly rational thing to do in those circumstances.

[Ashbringer he/him]

"A Titan stepped on my cats!" Schrödinger said. "I think my actions were a reasonable reaction. Besides, the field has a localized affect. It should only have annihilated a sphere with a lightyear's radius in the fabric of the universe."

He put a finger to his chin. "Then again, time and space are meaningless, so... let me check one thing," he said to the sleeping individual, then quantum tunneled to the nearest galaxy.

"I'll be back!"

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No need to give yourself fatigue just because the universe was ending, after all.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrödinger returned to the Nameless one's sleeping form. "I have good news, bad news, and simultaneously good-and-bad news."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Nameless was out for the count.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So Schrödinger hired a consultant 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or maybe he didn't.

[Silva]

Only one person knew.

[Emi she/her]

But unfortunately he was inactive.

[NameIess]

Nameless woke up, yawning. Then he began the lengthy process of recreating the universe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He sought assistance.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless decided to help him out.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he hired a consultant.

[NameIess]

But Nameless fired Truthlesss consultant. Consultants were all well and good, but when recreating a universe, you needed someone who wasn't motivated by money, like a narra- "TRUTHLESS WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FILLING YOUR BACKYARD WITH ATIUM!"

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger decided the universe would fix itself, and that they would all probably notice any invading warships or rips through space, so he grabbed some popcorn and launched himself forward a week in time.

[NameIess]

Where he found Nameless waiting for him, arms crossed.

[Ashbringer he/him]

“Oh, hello! You’re awake!” Schrödinger said. "I have good news, bad news, and simultaneously good-and-bad news. Which should be first?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald asked for the bad news.

[Ashbringer he/him]

“The bad news is that someone ignored the little alert to back up the universe to an external hard drive for about eight months. The good news is that I think between all my quantum states and you obviously capable fellows, I think we have a 97.6% chance of fixing it.”

[NameIess]

Nameless rolled his eyes.

 

The universe was recreated by universal insurance co. or UIC. they had delayed as long as possible, but after Truthless had threatened to sick Szeth on them, they finally decided to honor their contract.