The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Waffling was a highly regarded sport, which involved riding a waffle boat down a syrup river. 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

It can get quite dangerous, especially in a syrup storm. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

all the butter on the ground made it very slippery 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Thankfully, the breadmunks make very good skis.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And Butt Venture had a lot of breadmunks.

[Little Bear she/her]

Using her giant butter knife, Little Bear scooped up and spread some of the ground butter onto a giant piece of toast, "Breakfast!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

But the butter was far too salted.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Butt needed to drink a gallon of water just to purge the saltiness from his mouth.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, a dragon army was besieging a castle.

[NameIess]

Then they learned that Nameless was the owner of the castle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant 

[NameIess]

Until Nameless arrived at his castle for vacation.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then it was more irrelevant 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

He carried a dragon's egg for his specialty breakfast - The Dragon Eggs Benedict.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This incensed the dragons.

[NameIess]

So he murdered them all.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Them All did not like being murdered

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He came back to haunt Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless revived Them All from the dead and apologized profusely. Then he murdered the dragons.

[Silva]

The dragons stayed dead for twelve minutes.

[NameIess]

After they came back to life, Nameless sternly warned them not to attack his castle again.

[Silva]

The dragons attacked his palace instead.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he didn't really care about that, so it was fine.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was only his family in there, after all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They'd disowned him centuries ago.