The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because there was now only 32 pages left until TLT broke the 3-digit page barrier.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Grandma 3-digit was unamused. Her page barrier was a priceless piece of China.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A very thick rock from the mountains of China.

[Silva]

The rock even had a name.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was Rock.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Igneous Rock.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He often introduced himself as "Rock. Igneous Rock."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A 100% absolutely original idea.

[Jaywalk he/him]

His mother had come up with it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And secretly guided him to accepting it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Even though he was really a sedimentary rock.

[dannnex male]

Suddenly, Bagels.

Edited February 24, 2021 by Dannex
This was my 8th post. 10/10, best 8th post ever.

[Experience he/him]

They turned into donuts.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The new mini kind you can get at Krispy Kreme

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the Krispy Kreme empire was rising.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD decided to visit an old ashmount and start a cult of DoomRats

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Yeah I’ll join,” some random rat said.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And so he was inducted into the fellowship.

Edited May 16, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Fellowship of the Thing.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Thing of DoomRats.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

 There was only one, and it was generally used to rule them all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With mind control laser cannons.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The Fellowship of the Thing used it to terrorize a local village. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The villagers used mirrors to reflect the lasers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they melted.