NameIess Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 It was very loud, and Genie didn't think that he could politely leave until he'd finished his food. "Exuse me mistew, awe u a ginee?" Asked a little girl.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 He gave her a mysterious expression, finished his food, then departed.
NameIess Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Or he would have, except that the children's parents glared at him. One of them walked up to him. "How dare you eat with such bad manners! I have never seen anyone eat with worse manners than you! If you keep this up, I'll put in a complaint with the police!" Which forced the genie to resume eating his hundreds of waffle fries at a normal pace or risk public humiliation.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Luckily for him, he had a few abilities that would help with that.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 He merely took all the waffle fries into his lamp and chugged them down.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The restaurant goers were happily oblivious to his subjectively atrocious eating habits, and thus he was able to successfully make his departure within a reasonable timeframe.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The Genie then went to burger king. For a genies stomach has no boundaries.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 But the Genie did not notice the manager, and moved on to Red Robin, then mod pizza, then Blaze Pizza, Then Dominoes Pizza, Then Wendys, then McDonalds, KFC, Then Carls jr., Then Arbys, and Dairy Queen. But alas Genie was still quite famished. Genie wondered if he got them all.
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Despite the first rule of improvisational comedy being Yes-And, not No-But... I digress. Then he realized that he hadn’t gone to Olive Garden.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The endless breadsticks would provide him food for all of eternity.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Because Olive Gardens secretly had a Bag of Plenty that produced only breadsticks.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Genie goes to Olive Garden and takes the enchanted Bag of bread sticks, and since The Genie was a fair and Merciful Deity, He replaced it with A loaf of homemade bread, since that is one of the most single most Divine and wonderful thing in the Universe.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The manager turned the bread into a limited edition meal that made the company thousands.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Meanwhile, a bidding war was going on outside.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Genie, with his bag of bread sticks, went to see what all the commotion was about.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, McWafy said: Genie, with his bag of bread sticks, went to see what all the commotion was about. Why are different words on your posts different sizes and why do the sizes change when I quote you???
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The mimes investigated for Grammarly demons, just to be sure.
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 They disagreed on the most attractive amount of tentacles.
NameIess Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 But the fight was broken up by a bunch of dwarves who decided to make Calamari.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 The squid apologized for his atrocious behavior. He was still insecure about his appearance.
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