The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But was immediately swallowed by the giant crocodile, which was easily bigger than a Chasmfiend.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Meaning Luna had a lot of room to maneuver 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Inside, she met a squid.

[NameIess]

That began strangling her to death.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Accidentally, of course. Tentacles were hard...

[Lunamor she/her]

y ‘ a l l

Luna politely threatened the squid.

[NameIess]

But the squid refused to listen to reason and continued accidentally strangling her.

[Destruction he/him]

Luna, now in danger of her life, decided to use some Drastic measures against the evil squid. She pulled out some pure evilness in the form of Fish sticks. She considered whether this squid was worth it, but she decided not it was necessary as her breath was almost gone. She reached out her hand to feed the squid but then...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

A pink cow who happened to be swinging past on a vine snatched the fish sticks and gobbled them down. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The squid, which had been panicking at the lack of water in its vicinity, extricated its tentacles from around Luna's neck and apologized profusely.

[NameIess]

But then stabbed Luna as soon as her back was turned.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The former questing consultant looked on in dismay as his tentacles were controlled by a foreign entity.

[Lunamor she/her]

"Bother." Luna yanked the knife out of her back and began using it to try and break free from the giant crocodile.

[Destruction he/him]

The knife broke. Maybe the remains will be a good source of iron for the crocodile.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, Lunamor said:

"Bother." Luna yanked the knife out of her back and began using it to try and break free from the giant crocodile.

The squid explained that there was only two ways out of the crocodile.

[Destruction he/him]

14 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The squid explained that there was only two ways out of the crocodile.

One of them seemed impossible and the other was not convenient.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"There's no way we can get past the teeth," said the squid. "Even if we could get up the esophagus."

[Destruction he/him]

Suddenly the crocodile's grumbled "we better get out quick*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was talking to himself.

[NameIess]

Then Nameless killed him. "You see class, that's how you fight giant monsters." He pointed his Sword at the fallen beast "Now cut open it's stomach in case there are people inside of it."

Edited April 24, 2020 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At that moment, Luna and the squid emerged from the monster's maw.

"Oh, thank goodness!" cried the squid. "I was beginning to think we'd have to exit via the back way!"

[NameIess]

"Oh hey Luna. How's your quest going?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You're on a quest?" asked the squid.

[NameIess]

Nameless noticed the squid. "All right class, it looks like we have a bonus monster to fight! You guys kill it while I talk with Luna"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"What?" squeaked the squid. "I'm not a monster! I'm a consultant!"