NameIess Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 And Santa Claus stabbed him back. "Your friends will never reach this place. My elves will see to that" he said, laughing.
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Luna put on two pairs of shades and tossed a microphone to Galadrial. “Hmph. Showoff.” Then she started rapping. I’m now imagining Cate Blanchett rapping, this is amazing Edited April 21, 2020 by Jaywalk
Lunamor she/her Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Luna just kinda stood there, having no idea what people are supposed to do in rap battles when it’s not their turn.
AonEne he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 “Trash-talk them,” Narrator Ene suggested, popping in for one second before disappearing again.
NameIess Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Nameless invited @AonEne to help perform a play of the Stormlight Archives while everyone else was on a quest. Nameless was going to be Kaladin, but all the other roles were open.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, AonEne said: “Trash-talk them,” Narrator Ene suggested, popping in for one second before disappearing again. “Uh... your rapping sounds like Gollum eating a live fish! Burnnnnn.”
Lunamor she/her Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Luna apologized profusely and handed Galadrial a weirdly specific card that said “Sorry for comparing your raps to a fish murdering fictional character.”
AonEne he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 20 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless invited @AonEne to help perform a play of the Stormlight Archives while everyone else was on a quest. Nameless was going to be Kaladin, but all the other roles were open. Ene tentatively agreed to be Syl.
NameIess Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Nameless realized that they needed more actors. On the bright side, by the time enough people signed up, the entire series would be out.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Luna suggested that they hire Bobbyjoe Cabbagepatch to act in the play.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 McWafy dido's that suggestion. even though McWafy has no Idea who Luna is talking about.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 The questing consultant took one look, went to the bar and ordered a stiff glass of apple juice.
AonEne he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 (It’s spelled ditto) The bartender gave the consultant the juice.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 He then proceeded to turn into a squid.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 But began to play Solitude in E Minor.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Using only half-empty bottles and wet glass rims. It was quite an impressive sight.
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Lunamor said: Luna apologized profusely and handed Galadrial a weirdly specific card that said “Sorry for comparing your raps to a fish murdering fictional character.” "Oh," said Galadriel. "I'd taken it as a compliment, my mistake."
NameIess Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 All of the elves immediately turned on Luna and attacked.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Luna threw a smoke grenade at the ground.
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