+Doomstick he/him Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 Butt Venture also was ready for the adventure
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 The wild Pokémon battle theme began to play. 1
NameIess Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 But it fails! Thread uses randomness. It starts raining beds from the sky. Archivist is battered by the beds!
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 It's super effective! Archivist falls asleep on one of the beds.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 The questing party decided to hire a questing consultant. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Who supplied them with a list of everything that could go wrong.
NameIess Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 But they naturally decided to follow ancient questing traditions and ignore their consultant entirely.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Bobsky-Pants starts throwing sticks of Dynamite in random directions, to contribute to the randomness and chaos. Edited April 17, 2020 by McWafy
NameIess Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Their first adventure led them to a massive sinkhole that had swallowed the remains of the Ghanderflaffle empire. They approached the edge of the yawning pit with much trepidation and fear.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 "Thus lies the remnants of ages past," whispered James respectfully, in almost a melancholy tone.
NameIess Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 "AYE. WAS NOT A FEW GOOD SOULS IN THIS ERE' CITY." Yelled Joe the unlucky. "NOW CAN YE LET ME OUT? THERE BE DANGEROUS BEASTIES IN DIS' HERE PIT."
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) A rescue party was sent out to retrieve Joe. Edited April 18, 2020 by xinoehp512
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 Unfortunately, the rescue party members all got distracted by the surprise party, who ambushed them with party poppers and confetti.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 They had such a good time, they forgot about Joe the Unlucky.
Ironwill2112 he/him Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 For behold, they would not have had nearly as good of time as they did if McWafy did not bless them with waffles from Heaven.
NameIess Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 Joe the unlucky looked at the group of partying adventurers from the shadows, smiling. Another group of foolish heroes tricked into the eternal party.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 "Oh no!" cried one of the remaining party members. "We must rescue them!"
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 Unbeknownst to them, Archivist had woken up from his nap and was following them.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 18, 2020 Posted April 18, 2020 The questing party recruited him to rescue Joe.
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