The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Nameless said: But not an anti-combat, anti-murder, or even an anti-death forcefield, so Nameless hacked it into pieces. But all of the above counted as violence, so Nameless’ attempts did nothing. Every time he moved to strike the jellyfish, confetti would sprout from its body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 13 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: But all of the above counted as violence, so Nameless’ attempts did nothing. Every time he moved to strike the jellyfish, confetti would sprout from its body. Nameless rolled his eyes, then grabbed the jellyfish, carried it out of the forcefield, and murdered it properly, as the forcefield didn't have anti-abduction or anti-kidnapping properties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless rolled his eyes, then grabbed the jellyfish, carried it out of the forcefield, and murdered it properly, as the forcefield didn't have anti-abduction or anti-kidnapping properties. Nameless did not account for the fact that the forcefield's source was inside of the jellyfish, making it impossible to remove the jellyfish from the forcefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper paused what he was doing to inquire whether the jellyfish was a fish made of jelly or a sea jelly, which are often confused with fish made from jelly, despite the two being from totally different places on the tree of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Luckily, it never happened, because it wasn’t in bold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing" (and since it is in bold, everything is shouted) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 The jellyfish, while very bored, did gain a very vague and general knowledge on the lore of everything. By the way, welcome to the Shard!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr. Dapper said: Dapper paused what he was doing to inquire whether the jellyfish was a fish made of jelly or a sea jelly, which are often confused with fish made from jelly, despite the two being from totally different places on the tree of life. The jellyfish was indeed a sea jelly, although it had been mistaken as a fish made from jelly countless times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Quote The jellyfish, while very bored, did gain a very vague and general knowledge on the lore of everything. By the way, welcome to the Shard!! Thanks! Archivist realised he needed to change tactics and became a pacifist. I don't know why that's helpful, I'm just doing it. Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Nameless decided to change tactics. He sped up time around the jellyfish, allowing it to die of old age. Edited April 4, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) But Nameless forgot the jellyfish is functionslly immortal and cannot be killed by old age. Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 minute ago, The_Archivist said: But Nameless forgot the jellyfish is functionslly immortal and cannot be killed by old age. Instead, he waited so long that he died of old age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper helpfully pointed out that in the case that this creature was functionally immortal then it must be a sea jelly and not a fish made of jelly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Just now, The_Archivist said: But Nameless forgot the jellyfish is functionslly immortal and cannot be killed by old age. But eventually the jellyfish died of genetic degredation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Just now, Nameless said: But eventually the jellyfish died of genetic degredation. But it was only a temporary death- not really a death at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Because it came from the book The 14th Goldfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper picked up this odd jellyfish and put it into a jar, intending to remove it from this plane of existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless narrowed his eyes at the jellyfish. "time to pull out the big guns" He thought. He pulled out Nightblood, advancing towards Dapper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Dapper inspected the jellyfish nonchalantly. He wondered if it had a name. "Do you have a name?" He asked. Edited April 4, 2020 by Dr. Dapper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless stabbed Nightblood into the anti-violence forcefield. The forcefield instantly transformed into black smoke, absorbed into Nightblood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Archivist then broke his oath of pacifism and burned the jellyfish alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper held out a hand. "If you would wait a moment please. This creature has yet to answer my question." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Well, you can always talk to it's cognitive shadow." Nameless said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper watched the jellyfish burn to ash and sighed. "No point, really. Too much hassle. A fascinating creature to be sure though. A pity you were so fixated on slaying it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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