The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said:

FT, reached deep inside his Narratory powers. He stood before the helpless heroes and grinned. He reached deep and pulled out a pen and paper. Then he wrote a thirty page essay with very strongly worded comments on Truthless's lack of taste in capes. FT screamed in his mind. It was so wrong, but-- FT strained his will and...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

He took a bite of licorice. He would need sustenance to write such a stinging thesis.

“Tastes of capes... that guy has no idea what he’s talking about!” Truthless muttered fingering his hot pink cape bedazzled with those fake plastic gems.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truthless's cape burst into flames.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly it turned jet-black, and with the flames roaring from it, it looked exceptionally awesome.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT continued snacking on black licorice and producing scathing essays. He just--couldn't--stop.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

14 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

FT continued snacking on black licorice and producing scathing essays. He just--couldn't--stop.

Jacob gently removed the black licorice and pen from FT's hands.

Stop, he said in a voice that brooked no argument.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he kept eating, oh yes 

Spoiler

HE DID

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Little did Jacob know, FT was actually deaf.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily for him, his voice resonated on deeper levels than the mere audible spectrum.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

It was strange.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It carried Narrative weight.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT paused in his alliterative diocese. "Whoa, that's deep."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You need to calm down," explained Jacob in an even tone, seeing that he'd caught FT's attention. "The writing will consume you, otherwise."

Edited March 6, 2020 by xinoehp512

[BringerofShadows she/her]

"SHUT UP TVG I DO WHAT I WANT!" BoS spun towards Jacob. "Are you a spy for the Council of Therapists?"

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped. "Is this true? answer me Jacob!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"No," said Jacob. "That particular Council is a horribly corrupt organization."

[NameIess]

"And how would you know that if you didn't work for them?" Nameless challenged, summoning his narrationblade.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"One does not need suppose that one needs to join an organization to learn about its practices." Jacob looked down his glasses at the young Narrator. "Especially not when one heads an organization practically built for discreet reconnaissance."

[Jaywalk he/him]

One therapist who was part of the Council of Therapists heard Jacob.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[Silva]

Because there was a coup occuring in the ghanderflaffle empire.

[NameIess]

The emperor of the Ghanderflaffle empire looked out over his domains for the last time. The war with the candy had been too much. His people, already tired of constant warring and turbulence, had finally had enough. Fires burned throughout the capital, the remnants of his army had joined with the rebels, as they marched towards his palace. The few guards who remained loyal to him fought desperately, giving their lives to buy their leader a few more breaths. He turned, sighing. It was over. He signaled his guard captain. "It's over. Tell the guards to stop fighting. Tell the rebels... tell them they can have me."

Edited March 6, 2020 by Nameless

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The rebels charged into the room, and without hesitation, shot the Emperor of the Ghanderflaffle Empire right in between the eyes.

And so, the Ghanderflafflle Rebellion was rising.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A long, bloody battle soon followed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was so long and so bloody that...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Only two men were left standing by the end.