The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“LET THE SPAM CRUSADE BEGIN!!” Truthless yelled, charging towards the still-yodeling Dirken Hinglebakrr.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

HURRY UP

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Dirken Hinglebakrr then started playing the bagpipe.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Which was so beautiful, it hypnotized the Narrators into posting more slowly.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So he switched to kazoo.

Edited February 24, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[+Doomstick he/him]

Doo doo doo

[Jaywalk he/him]

Went Butt Venture.

[NameIess]

Another dark figure loomed behind Dirken Hinglebakrr. He raised a ten foot long shardblade made of swirling shadows, preparing to execute this mockery of darkness.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Hinglebakrr screeched a long note on his kazoo, bursting the eardrums of the dark figure.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

And the dark figure fell to the floor, dead.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Hinglebakrr smiled.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nothing happened.

[Lunamor she/her]

So he smirked instead.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

It was ridiculous.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or was it? 

[Jaywalk he/him]

It actually wasn’t, because ridiculousness was commonplace in TLT. It was a paradox.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The paradox is a lie. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Especially since it wasn’t in bold.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

None of Xino's posts would count at all... 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

45 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The paradox is a lie. 

TST swept destruction through TLT.

[NameIess]

Death approached the dark figure carefully. It always paid to be careful around dark lords, they always seemed to have some sort of "Anti-death" weapon.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Like hand sanitizer.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Hand sanitizer was a really powerful weapon against death. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Well, 99.99% of it at least.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The .01 of it was completely useless