The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna waved at her.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Is from Luna, pg 834." FT mumbled through a mouthful of snickerdoodle. "I don' know where she got it."

FT waved back, thereby avoiding a case of the Ninja'd's

Edited December 5, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna tossed another snickerdoodle at FT in response.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I hiss in frustration at being denied a snickerdoodle and glare dangerously at Luna.

[+Doomstick he/him]

ooh first person and present tense

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT shrugged, apologetically, and took another bite.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I crack my right-hand knuckles against the other palm and my left-hand knuckles against my jaw.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna threw a snickerdoodle at Brightness Warrior and noted that she hadn’t technically asked.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I casually step forward to catch the snickerdoodle in my teeth.

[Lunamor she/her]

As one does.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Or one does not.

Spoiler

There is no try.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

FT suddenly turned into a short, wrinkly green alien.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Talking backwards, why I am?" said FT.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lift x-wings, you now can.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

If I had fur, it would be bristling; if I had a tail, it would be straight up.

I growl at the green creature, gathering myself like a feline.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna sprayed water at Brightness Warrior.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 hours ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

"Yay!!!" Sophie said, raising her spear triumphantly. "So... where's Xinoehp?"

At that moment, the trio rounded an outcropping and saw the mountain's peak for the first time.

A swirling column of dark, ghostly figures rose from the ground at the summit. Through their dark haze, one could just barely make out the silhouette of a figure kneeling in the center.

In there, said Aqua, strangely subdued.

8 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

If I had fur, it would be bristling; if I had a tail, it would be straight up.

I growl at the green creature, gathering myself like a feline.

Enough with the hypotheticals and similes.

Brightness Warrior became a cat.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I find it prudent to warn Luna that my nails haven't been filed in some weeks and extend the offer to repeal her last statement from existence.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna became extremely concerned and asked if Brightness Warrior was feeling alright. She also offered a nail filer.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT reminded everyone that: "A counselor I am, a manicurist I am not."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

25 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

At that moment, the trio rounded an outcropping and saw the mountain's peak for the first time.

A swirling column of dark, ghostly figures rose from the ground at the summit. Through their dark haze, one could just barely make out the silhouette of a figure kneeling in the center.

In there, said Aqua, strangely subdued.

Sophie's eyes widened and she gasped softly. "Oh, Author..." she whispered. 

Astral looked upon the mountain solemnly. "No time to lose," she said. "Let's go."

Sophie stayed frozen in place, staring upwards, tears coating her eyes. "Xino..." she whispered. She trembled slightly, but moved forward on stiff feet, imagining in her mind what horrible things might be happening to him. 

Edited December 5, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[FatherTiempo he/him]

It was way past FT's bedtime, so he settled in his chair and fell softly asleep.

[Lunamor she/her]

[+Ed Venture]

“Wait” screamed a voice. “Those are the cat’s legs! Not it’s arms!” And the voice’s mind exploded in that instant.

[Lunamor she/her]

Oh my storms I posted that on the wrong thread, sorry