The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jay made a rude gesture at Astral.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral cussed him out. 

[NameIess]

Then everybody was sent to jail for disorderly conduct.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Now look what you've done, you (&#*&^$@*&@!" Astral yelled at Jay.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The real pineapple and the fake pineapple got in a fight. The entire court quickly became a full-scale riot.

Edited November 11, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk shrugged. “Worth it.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I swear," Astral growled, "I'll wring your neck! I'll find your offspring and..." She continued to make oaths, swearing her revenge in various forms.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly, yellow juice sprayed everywhere. The real pineapple had killed the fake pineapple. “I AM VICTORIOUS!” the real pineapple shouted, then ran out the door.

[NameIess]

Five minutes later, the entire military was chasing the real pineapple, declaring it a murderer.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

17 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Meanwhile, from her forcefield, Sophie sang quietly.

My hope is blood on broken glass
A shattered hole, a scattered past
And I can't wake up cause the darkness won't let go
And I can't wake up cause the darkness is taking hold

Everything is lost
And this nightmare's closing in
Everything is lost

There's a sorrow beneath my skin
This is the end of me
This is the end of me

There are angels and demons at war inside my chest
The good and the evil are fighting to possess
And I can't stand up as the ground shakes underneath

And I can't stand up as the Earth gives under me
Everything is lost
And this nightmare's closing in
Everything is lost
There's a sorrow beneath my skin
This is the end of me
This is the end of me
Everything is lost
And this nightmare's closing in
Everything is lost
There's a sorrow beneath my skin
This is the end of me
This is the end of me

 

A quiet cough came from behind her. 

“Greetings, young lady,” asked Rekaerb politely. “Can I inquire as to your name?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

 

 

A quiet cough came from behind her. 

“Greetings, young lady,” asked Rekaerb politely. “Can I inquire as to your name?”

Sophie started, turning. "S-sophie," she answered quietly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

Rekaerb bowed slightly. “Greetings, Sophie. Would you happen to know where we are at present?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She swallowed. "This is TLT. The Narrational Plane."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

“Naturally,” murmured Rekaerb, glancing around the inside of the forcefield. His eyes came to rest on the small blue ball of floating light that was attempting to hide itself behind Sophie.

“There you are,” said Rekaerb. “What brings you here?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie looked at him in confusion. "...What?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk continued to laugh at Astral in his insanity.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Aww, they're both insane. 

Astral shook the bars, trembling with anger. "I HATE you," she screamed. "I hate you for everything you've ever done to me, you..." She broke off into swears.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. began to get out his pudding guns, but then he realized plot was going on, so he stopped with hi head down. He reached into his pocket, pulled out some bacon, tied it around his forehead, nodded, and then started blasting.

Edited November 11, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Jaywalk he/him]

1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

Aww, they're both insane. 

Astral shook the bars, trembling with anger. "I HATE you," she screamed. "I hate you for everything you've ever done to me, you..." She broke off into swears.

How adorable.

”You’re the reason Max is gone, you monster,” he said. “Go back to the pit you were born in.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral smirked. "Yes," she hissed. "His death was a sweet revenge indeed. As for the pit I was born in... Why, I'm already here." 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The real pineapple hid in the high branches of the tree. The FBI and SWAT team was sweeping the forest floor below him, but he knew he would be safe up here. He was right about to doze off for the night when he saw eyes glinting in the tree next to him. Looking closer, the real pineapple realized with horror what it was. Breadmunks.

[Lunamor she/her]

A whole legion of them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And they were veeery hungry.

[Lunamor she/her]

For waffles.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral sighed wistfully. "Ah, yes, I can still feel little Max's blood on my fingertips, the knife cutting through his flesh and bone." She licked her lips. "What an awful, awful way for a little child to die."