The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

The cabinet of uncles was summoned

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But nobody had the key to open it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

a "cabinet" is a group of uncles

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I thought it was a group of idiots who help the president.

Edited September 29, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[+Doomstick he/him]

its also a group of Uncles

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Hopefully none of them had a Nephew named Peter Parker or Miles Morales. 

Edited September 29, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[+Doomstick he/him]

"we were talking about a sentient sausage diety"

"that's less weird than tLT"

-discord shenanigans

It's only the Uncle Brandy kind of Uncle

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Why does nobody ever laugh at my jokes? 

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Why does nobody ever laugh at my jokes? 

https://discord.gg/d4rdPeH

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Tesh walks in, pretending to know what's going on. "Anyone want tacos?" She asks, using a summoning charm to, well, summon a large amount of tacos. "You can say no. I won't be offended."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Hopefully none of them had a Nephew named Peter Parker or Miles Morales. 

*internally weeps and laughs*

”I’ll take a taco,” said Truthless.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But Truthless got a burrito instead. This made his children very sad.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I’m a father?!” Truthless exclaimed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob went back to writing. Xinoehp has had a trying past couple of weeks. He needs rest.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Tesh looks around, eyeing the strange group. She then sits down in a corner with the pile of tacos by her side to watch what happens next.

Edited September 29, 2019 by Tesh

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

50 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Tesh looks around, eyeing the strange group. She then sits down in a corner with the pile of tacos by her side to watch what happens next.

Bold it, quickly!!!

Truthless ate a burrito.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna noted that burritos are better than tacos.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob went back to writing. Xinoehp has had a trying past couple of weeks. He needs rest.

"Oh, dear," Sophie said. "What happened?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

Truthless had ignored his children his entire life. They’d gotten used to their father being absent.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless came into the house where his children were staying. He had donuts, as an attempt for a feeble apology. “Hello? Is anyone home?” Truthless asked.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was completely lost in the illusion 

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

then he died.

Edited September 29, 2019 by Spook'o

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

it wuz funny.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because his kids were just a hallucination.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

But Tesh, no matter what she had said, was offended only one person had wanted one of her tacos. She sadly took a bite of a burrito, then realized that it was indeed much better than a taco.