The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Placuit illi it pretium consule

-NV. Gaius

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“¿Papa Latín?” Spanish asked.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A breadmunk scurried up onto Jacob's shoulder and chirped in irritation.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Meanwhile, the ashen figure began to fall apart, screeching its defiance and its own end.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The breadmunk shivered, scampering down into one of Jacob's pockets.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless consulted the Ghanderflaffles to hold a funeral service.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jacob must be drawn. Mimes are the cutest things.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No expense was to be spared.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This was, of course, a very powerful being they were mourning.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FatherTiempo, the Shard of Narration, was elected to hold the service, but had to reject the request due to a scheduling conflict.

Edited September 26, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they decided to hire a consultant.

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

But alas the consultant died in a car crash on his way to the funeral service.

 

(I’m back, wrote this in my Latin I class)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they had to find a way to bring him back to life.

[Lunamor she/her]

So they hired another consultant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

James 'Deathkiller' Jones.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cousin of Indy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they hired a consultant 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

To check the authenticity of their relationship.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But that was irrelevant, because they hired a consultant.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

This consultant didn’t know if he wanted to take the job though, so he hired a consultant.

[Lunamor she/her]

To consult about their consultant.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So they hired a consultant.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Unfortunately, by this point, there were very few consultants left to hire.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

So they hired the last consultant in the plane. "I would say that it would be wise to not be hasty in these matters." He said.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He died, so they ran out of consultants and hired advisors.