The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[overlord stick]

Furret blinked. That didn't last very long. So he dropped another one down. This time, with Toastmunk resistance.

[+Ed Venture]

*angry toastmunk screeching*

The toastmunk made some nachos out of the cheesy body of the first vessel. It offered the second vessel some.

[overlord stick]

V2 accepted the nachos, unknowing of what they were made from, still very confused.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Vessel was broken though, so a new vessel had to come and take its place.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob smiled in satisfaction and vanished.

[overlord stick]

27 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

The Vessel was broken though, so a new vessel had to come and take its place.

Wait, what? I'm confused.

[Lunamor she/her]

Godmooooding 

Luna fixed the broken vessel.

Edited September 25, 2019 by Lunamor

[overlord stick]

Wait, I think that was a Hollow Knight reference. 

He blinked, wondering how he had magically broken and been fixed

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was all irrelevant because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bureaucracy of the ghanderflaffles was getting out of hand.

[Lunamor she/her]

Too many puns/insults had been thrown around.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they decided to hire a consultant.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The sheer number had caused their court room to erupt in fury.

Edit: ninja'd

Edited September 26, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they decided to hire a consultant.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"That would be me!" The Shard of Narration boomed.

Edited September 26, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The question was, would he do well?

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they decided to hire a consultant 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a tricky job.

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

So they decided to hire a consultant 

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So they only hired the very best.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the best in this job was...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Undecided, So they decided to hire a consultant 

Edited September 26, 2019 by The Last Post

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“This time, it’s me!!” Truthless said. “That’s right! I’m back from being the Shard of Puns, and I’m here to consult!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was much rejoicing.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Bad puns were finally put to an end... for now at least.