The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The breadmunk shrank.

[+Doomstick he/him]

 

'fsdfglo;kgfdghj

- Gibberish person 

[Lunamor she/her]

“BREADY NOOOOOOOO”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, Bready survived.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

16 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Luckily, Bready survived.

You see, he was bready for it.

[+Ed Venture]

But he wasn't ready for the toaster.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he became a toastmunk.

[+Ed Venture]

A toastmunk was like a breadmunk, but it’s sonic screeches turned living material into butter instead of Arsenic. They were also deliciously soft and light, unlike the breadmunk, which was hard and flavorless.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So said "The guide to Breadm*nks".

[+Doomstick he/him]

47 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

So said "The guide to m*nks".

constitutus est

[Lunamor she/her]

It was written by Butt Venture.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It could be unreliable at times.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

22 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

It could be unreliable at times.

Oddly enough, it was reliably unreliable.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As Butt Venture knew practically nothing about breadmunks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he knew about m*nks

my tLT family tree is now in my AM

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because the darkness from the Mirror of the Past was seeping into the thread.

Edited September 25, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob looked over the rims of his glasses with an unreadable expression. He sighed and turned to his clipboard, writing something down and shaking his head.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A misty, black figure with purple, glowing eyes formed from the squirming mass.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A breadmunk scurried up and poked it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The figure regarded the breakmunk with interest. All of a sudden, the little creature writhed, its eyes turning purple as well. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob noted down the event and moved back a few feet from the figure.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The figure regarded Jacob slyly. And started forward. 

It then ran into an invisible wall. It was taken aback. It slammed its hands against the seemingly empty air and it screeched a chilling cry, revealing long, pointed, black teeth.

[overlord stick]

Furret was bored. He was tired of watching, and occasionally popping in with popcorn, then disappearing for days. He decided the best way to rectify this, was to create a vessel. A manifestation of himself, he could insert into this strange world. But what to call it? He'd think of that later. For now, he'd drop the vessel into the world.

 

The vessel fell from the sky, and smashed into the ground, near the strange figure. Somehow, he was completely unharmed. "Ugh... What the hell? Where am I?" He looked around, very confused.

[+Ed Venture]

The sonic screech of the toastmunk turned ‘The Vessel’ into cheddar cheese. Perfect for nachos.