The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Nope Ninja delivered a mighty kick.

[Lunamor she/her]

And Nopestradamus spoke the truth.

[Little Bear she/her]

Or what he thought was the truth.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was actually just the truth.

[Little Bear she/her]

Or was it?

[Lunamor she/her]

Nopestradamus proceeded to have an existential crisis.

[Little Bear she/her]

Little bear patted him on the back sympathetically.

[Lunamor she/her]

He went on a quest to find the true meaning of nopes.

[+Ed Venture]

He found a Sandwich.

[Little Bear she/her]

The Sandwich invited him to dinner at the popular chain restaurant, Everything But Sandwiches.

[Lunamor she/her]

They had hotdogs there. He wasn’t sure how to feel about that.

[Little Bear she/her]

Now both Nopestradamus and the Sandwich were having existential crises.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was very existentialy.

[Little Bear she/her]

Distracted by their existential crises, they did not realize they were being watched.

[Lunamor she/her]

By none other than Butt Venture.

[+Ed Venture]

By Abra-crab Lincoln

[Little Bear she/her]

They were very popular among spies.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Butt Ad Venture said:

By Abra-crab Lincoln

Abra-Butt Venture-Crab, a disturbing mix of Abraham Lincoln, Crab, and Butt Venture. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Nopestradomus ordered a Nope Sandwich with extra Nope sauce.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was fed to his opponent.

[+Ed Venture]

Except he didn't have one. Which gave Nopestradomus and the sandwich existential crises.

[Lunamor she/her]

They started an existential crisis collection.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly, catnip sandwiches began to rain from the sky, along with farting bats.

[Lunamor she/her]

And cat therapists.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Kittens exploded.