The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Because logic. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The superior breakfast food was, of course, superior.

[Lunamor she/her]

Also because logic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"No..." whispered the creator, shedding bitter tears. "Please, stop!"

[Lunamor she/her]

Waaaaaaflllllllleeeeeeees.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The creator cried tears of syrup, which actually weren't that bitter, but tasted heavenly.

[+Doomstick he/him]

..on Waffles

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

As did the strawberry blood of their enemies.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

@TheGirlWhoLookedUp, welcome back!!! Long time, no see!

[Jaywalk he/him]

The waffle people girded their armor with chocolate chips.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

52 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

@TheGirlWhoLookedUp, welcome back!!! Long time, no see!

Thanks, glad to be back.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the Pancake people mutters the waffle people. And the Waffle people, and the waffle People, and the Waffle People, and the WAFFLE PEOPLE, and the People Waffles, and the people waffles, and the people Waffles, and the People Waffels, and the PEOPLE WAFFELS, and the Crèpe People, and the crèpe People, and the crèpe people, and the Crèpe people, and the CRÈPE PEOPLE, and the People Crèpes, and the People crèpes, and the people Crèpes, and the people crèpes, and the PEOPLE CRÈPES.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

And the Pancake people mutters the waffle people. And the Waffle people, and the waffle People, and the Waffle People, and the WAFFLE PEOPLE, and the People Waffles, and the people waffles, and the people Waffles, and the People Waffels, and the PEOPLE WAFFELS, and the Crèpe People, and the crèpe People, and the crèpe people, and the Crèpe people, and the CRÈPE PEOPLE, and the People Crèpes, and the People crèpes, and the people Crèpes, and the people crèpes, and the PEOPLE CRÈPES.

They muttered about how they would destroy them all.

But they didn't.

The creator stopped them.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Dark One rose in opposition to this, and suddenly, the Wheel of Time began to turn.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Shai’tan spread lies through his Darkfriends that pancakes were better.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Forsaken were from then on  referred to as the Pancaken.

Edited August 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unexpectedly, the hemalurgic beaver-humans died.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And we’re resurrected by the Breadmunks, using the magic of TUBA, without their hemalurgic spikes, and would never put them back in. Of course, Darth Woodrack new this wouldn’t last more than a few posts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp groaned.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT raised an eyebrow. "Bored again?" she asked.

[+Ed Venture]

The typo...it hurts...oh the pain! Yelled the void.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT spotted it, then cringed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"And that's only the beginning," said Xinoehp grimly.

Edited August 29, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT groaned. Plot was trouble, yes, but if Xinoehp was worried about it then... 

Edited August 29, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Run on sentences make my head hurt. Wouldn't you agree?"