The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle Rum

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Was attacked by ninjas.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Dang it!” Truthless exclaimed. “I didn’t even get the notifications that something new had been posted!!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truthless was also attacked by ninjas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Insanity insued.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You mean Insanity made a mistake in spelling," snickered Xino.

Edited August 17, 2019 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he defeated them easily, as he was Bobeoj Mot’s second cousin and was confused as to what snicking was

Edited August 17, 2019 by The Last Post

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“No... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Truthless yelled as the ninjas began to dogpile him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

                     

                                                  Truthless^

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle Rum destroyed all ninjas

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That he could, that is. Which was exactly two.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless rose unsteadily. “Thanks Uncle Rum... I don’t know where I’d be in life without you!”

Edit: As Truthless said these words, a sudden living tornado of Ninjas cam and swept him up.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator SoT smirked at the chaos, while considering her situation.

Her sisters Star and Ember didn't know she existed, or that their Author had even created someone to dwell in the original Narrational Plane. She had a higher level of understanding than her siblings, but wasn't as much of a character. She just... Narrated. Sometimes. And existed. Most of the time. She was friend with Xinoehp, sure, and had a bit of control over Star's henchmen Trewee (who hadn't been seen in a while...) but other than that, she was just kinda... there for the ride.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp sighed, summoning Trewee as an ice spear to see if he could.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna gave up on attempting to narrate a coherent story and declared war on the ninjas, running over to attack the ones dog piling Truthless.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Trewee cooed. He liked Xinoehp. But he also wanted to get back to his master.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Quick!” Truthless managed to yell to Lunamor. Summon a shark-nado, the only thing that can stop a ninja-nado!!”

Edited August 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the only shark-nado summoning device in existence had been destroyed centuries ago.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna began the insanely complicated sharknado summoning dance, with extra explosions and super cool theme music.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ninjas attacked the budding plot

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

By Tom Joebob.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“JUST. NARRATE. IT.” Truthless managed to gasp out before being dragged to the center of the ninja-nado.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But the thing was, ninjas could not be destroyed. They were Narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Luna began the insanely complicated sharknado summoning dance, with extra explosions and super cool theme music.

Ninjas rushed him from every direction, carrying speakerphones with super lame theme music playing.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I swear, I’ve been ninja’d too many times these past 5 minutes to be legal or something

More and more ninjas began to attack Truthless. He tried in vain to use the edit button, but to no avail. The ninjas always did something before he did.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar