The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

For example, random things kept turning invisible.

[Lunamor she/her]

Some blamed Dr. Ketchup’s inators. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Some blamed Carl himself.

[Lunamor she/her]

But they were just crazy.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Unfortunately, they also had a good amount of credibility. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick realized that Uncle Brandy was created before Butt Venture 

[Lunamor she/her]

Causing his brain to explode.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Tom looked around 

[Lunamor she/her]

Then proceeded to spontaneously burst into song.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Well, he started to sing, but then his head actually burst, creating the common phrase, "bursting into song".

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But because Prime Tom was immortal, his head just regrew.

[Lunamor she/her]

This happened quite a bit.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But this was not Prine Tom, but Tom Joebob, , who was also immortal (when he isn’t a level 5 aasimar paladin)

Edited August 16, 2019 by The Last Post

[Lunamor she/her]

He happened to be a competitive head exploder- a distinguished and honorable sport.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT shook her head, smiling to herself. "Prime Tom is still Tom Joebob. S Tom doesn't even exist on this plane anymore."

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick realized that if Star had a love interest, she might be beSoTted, then died from the cringe and regenerated

Edited August 16, 2019 by The Last Post

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT opened her mouth and smiled. "That was really bad," she said. 

[Lunamor she/her]

As did everyone else who heard the terrible, terrible pun.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited August 16, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

But stick had only thought it...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bozo applauded Stick’s pun.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Havel was still missing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

No one quite knew where she was, but there were rumors.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Mostly among a cult that had sprung up around her.

[Lunamor she/her]

That worshipped her extreme cuteness.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And feared her extreme deadliness.