The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He also happened to build -inators all the time

[+Doomstick he/him]

He loved to buildinators 

[Lunamor she/her]

They were often accompanied by a tragic backstory.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Including a very special balloony

[Lunamor she/her]

DON’T MAKE ME CRY PLEASE

Who was no longer spoken of in order to avoid a flood of tears.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Dr. Ketchup tried to take over the Tri-State area on multiple occasions

Edited August 14, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

But was always stopped due to his insistence on putting self destruct buttons on literally everything.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A certain aquatic egg-laying mammal of action certainly helped nothing either.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

He just wouldn’t quit breaking out of those insanely elaborate traps.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ironically, most people seemed to think that he didn’t do much.

[Lunamor she/her]

Without a fedora, no one recognized him and assumed him to be a simple house pet.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He belonged to a secret organization that was strangely lacking in a cool acronym.

[Lunamor she/her]

Also known as OWASA, or Organization Without A Sufficient Acronym.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Owasa!” was their favorite exclamation.

[Lunamor she/her]

They never said “Owaca!”, though.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Great googley moogely!” Major Monobrow suddenly said.

[RoadWalker he/him]

"Aaaaaah Major the Monobrow, you're timing is impeccable" Dr. Ketchup cackled evilly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“And by that I mean totally peccable!!!” Dr. Ketchup finished.

[Lunamor she/her]

In the background, Carl ran around screaming and knocking things over.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

He then knocked the camera over.

[Lunamor she/her]

Major Monogram tried to dock his pay for this, but Carl was just an unpaid intern.

Edited August 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle started a campaign to make Carl a full employee with full pay.

[Lunamor she/her]

Some day, he would become General Carl.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And Dr. Ketchup one of the agents

[Lunamor she/her]

But for now, things were still pretty tough.