The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[John Flamesinger he/him]

But great at Halo.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Squares!" he screamed as he ran from the giant Ball of Dooom.

[Lunamor she/her]

And its minion, the tiny Ball of Dooom.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But unbeknownst to him, the tiny Ball of Dooom didn't actually want him dead.

[Lunamor she/her]

It just wanted the steak in his pocket.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It loved steak more than anything.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for roast beef.

[Lunamor she/her]

Or lightly toasted beef.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Sometimes it ate raw beef.

[Lunamor she/her]

But only on Sundays. Same with fried beef on Fridays.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And pickled beef on Tuesdays.

[Lunamor she/her]

And dried beef on Thursdays.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And then rotting meat on Wednesday, but it wasn't as tasty as everything else, since it tasted like mold.

[Lunamor she/her]

TenSoon begged to disagree.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

But did he really?

[Jaywalk he/him]

Despite John’s skepticism, TenSoon very much enjoyed rotting meat.

[Lunamor she/her]

He also noted that it was aged meat, not rotting meat.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it was usually aged to the point of rotting.

[Lunamor she/her]

Still called aged meat, though.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And John decided that TenSoons's idea of aged wasn't enough, so he gave him dinosaur meat (65 Million Years of Aging).

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which TenSoon quite enjoyed.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was delighted, and quickly ate it.

Edit: Ninja’d, but I guess it still kinda works.

Edited July 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And John gave him more.

[Lunamor she/her]

He became John’s loyal companion.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

He was also a dog, which was awesome.