The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

A shattered acclivity ring drifted past Butt, flickering. He reached out, touched it, and the flickering stopped. The ring went dead.

The Krell suddenly turned their attention on him. Butt raised his hands in surrender, but to no avail. They began to fire.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Butt had no choice but to enter Bullet Time.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

But the Krell could also enter Bullet Time.

[Lunamor she/her]

So everything was stuck in extreme slow motion.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then Universe Triangle collapsed.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

And then the Krell made their worse mistake: They let Spensa off Detrius.

[Silva]

She was sent to the collapsed universe.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

But Behold: The Collapsed Universe became the Un - Collapsed Universe.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was going for something completely different 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They decided to turn their banks into shoe stores. Despite their lack of feet, it was actually quite logical when it came down to it because...

[John Flamesinger he/him]

The Banks Already Sold Shoes.

[Silva]

And their vaults were actually just giant shoes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Filled with old ladies.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because that's what they used as currency. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Seventh pointed out that she, in fact, did have feet. Three of them.

[Silva]

This shocked many who had assumed she had seven.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Many MMMDCCCLXXXVIII was the king of the Patoliouses, formally called a Gink

Edited July 9, 2019 by DoomStick

[Lunamor she/her]

Cousin of the Ghanderflaffle King.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Ghanderflaffle King’s fever was rising. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Causing the empire to sink.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But then a volcano exploded underneath it. 

Edited July 9, 2019 by Inklingspren

[Lunamor she/her]

Causing it to melt.

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But the hot air made it rise. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

29 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

The Ghanderflaffle King’s fever was rising. 

But the current Ghanderflaffle King was Butt Venture. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he was getting a fever.